ENJOY THIS TOOK A WEEK
(The banner photo is a stunning omori gingerbread cookie Twas delicious)
-2 Days Left...-
*at the sleepover*
Hero: No having sex
Kel: excuse me-
Hero: you heard me
Sunny: your dirty mind is worse than basil's
*Basil materializes in front of the window*
Basil: did you call for me pookie
Sunny: Is that a weed?!? I'm calling the police!!
Basil: nope leaving now bye bbg
Hero: let's just go to bed and pray that doesn't haunt our dreams
*they fall asleep*
-In whitespace-
Kel: WTF IS THIS
*very reliable narrator*
Narrator: welcome to shit space-
Sunny: nope
Narrator: orange space-
Kel: I like that one
Narrator: wait why isn't omori here
Kel: what tf is an omori
Sunny: you don't wanna know
Kel: wtf is this place
Narrator: THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY
sunny: lets just go through the door
*the door dramatically opens*
Omori: WTF SUNNY
Aubrey: ooooh two omori's even better
Sunny: aw hell no
(Headspace) Kel: WE GET TALLER?!??
Kel: Yeah!!!
(Headspace) Kel: I GOTTA GO TELL MY FRIENDS
Mari: sooooo now that the couple is here
*everyone except suntan*: WHAT
Suntan: we dating
Aubrey: NOOOOOO
*sweetheart and space bf materialize*
Sweetheart: MARRY ME HERO
hero: why
Space bf: why does she always steal my ideas....
Suntan: *gets an idea sharing their one brain cell*
YALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
Mari: YESSS
Mari and suntan: ITS TIME FOR THE GENDER CONFUSED LOVE TRIANGLE HOMOSEXUAL BACHELOR FEATURING A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL PATIENT
SEASON TWO!!
omori: oh lord
Basil: am I in this one??
Mari: no ew go away
Sunny: Mari you're not the host you're the contestant get in line
Suntan: LETS INTRODUCE OUR CONTENDERS!!
Hero: hi I'm hero and I have no fucking clue why I'm here-
Mari: LANGUAGE
Hero: wait so am I being competed over
Suntan: yes
Hero: i didn't consent to tha-
*screen changes*
Mari: hiii I'm Mari but I was also the host of last season and I'm also a murder victim 😊
Hero: WHAT
Sunny: OH SHIT SWITCH THE CAMERA
Sweetheart: OHOHOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sunny: nope
Sweetheart: Chrysler
Sunny: no
Sweetheart: potato day!
Kel: that's in August
Sweetheart: FUCKS SAKE HERO MARRY ME ALREADY
Space bf: why am I here
Suntan: plot twist purposes
Space bf: oh okay
Suntan: NOW TIME FOR THE FIRST EVENT
Mari: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Hero: NOT HOW THIS WORKS
Sunny: WHO LET MARI WATCH THE HUNGER GAMES
Hero: i did she started watching It after she found out taylor swift wrote songs for it
Sweetheart: oh those ones are bops
Kel: i feel like I'm missing something
Space bf: same
Suntan: okay time for the first round
Space bf: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
hero: GOD YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW THE BACHELOR WORKS
Mari: this is THE GENDER CONFUSED LOVE TRIANGLE HOMOSEXUAL BACHELOR FEATURING A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL PATIENT
SEASON TWO!!
Sweetheart: it should be called hot ass bitch and the rats and hero
Suntan: says the woman who got married to a rat
Sweetheart: i married myself
Sunny: exactly look at those matted extensions girl those aren't fooling anyone
Sweetheart: i beg your pardon little bitch-
Sunny: girl you need to stop buying foundation ten times darker than your skin or else your quest for hearts is gonna turn into quest for bail
Mari: okay now that her pride is hurt we may continue
Suntan: FIRST ROUND IS A FASHION SHOW
contestants and hero: HUH WHY
suntan: you have zero minutes to prepare you're going in your Normal clothes. Hero will be judging
Hero: DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW THE BACHELOR WORKS
Suntan: omori will be the DJ
Omori: can I play my chemical roma-
Everyone: NO
/five minutes later after somehow Pluto set up a runway/
Kel: first up we have Mari, rocking the anime basic white girl look
Mari: HEY!!!
*proceeds to walk down the runway slaying and she decided to play no body no crime by Taylor swift*
Hero: 5/6 stars, Kel had a point with the anime girl thing still look beautiful though
Sunny: next up! We have... space ex boyfriend rocking the kids Walmart costume
Space bf: hopefully not soon
*walks down the runway with utmost confidence while steal my girl by one direction is playing*
Sunny: what are these song choices
Hero: 6/6 love the confidence
Mari: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? *her perfectionist ass is about to throw hero and the judging table down the stairs*
Suntan: HOLLLDDD IT
Omori: I'm getting deja vu rn
Sunny: Mari put hero down or I'm giving you a 5.9/6 because your perfectionism
Couldn't handle it
Mari: OH FCK NO PLEASE NO *puts them down*
Hero: Sweetheart is out
Sweetheart: WHAT?? I didn't even get to play toxic gossip train yet?!
Hero: i don't Like you go away
Sweetheart: *books it crying*
Sunny: ugly ass bitch you better run
Suntan: TIME FOR ROUND TWO
Mari: WAIT I NEED TO PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
sunny: hero-
Hero: okay I let her watch Harry Potter too
Sunny: of course you did
Space bf: roll for luck to see if you can
Kel: *rolls a dice* 20
*a goblet of fire magically appears*
Mari: fuck yeah *puts a piece of paper on the goblet and it just reads 'murder victim'*
Suntan: NEXT ROUND ISSS...
Best pickup line wins. Today we have a quantum rizzics professor, Hero.
Hero: Yes that is what I'm in school for
Suntan: ALRIGHT CONTESTANTS GIVE ME YOUR FIRST PICKUP LINE
Space bf: hey, I'm an astronaut. Next I'll be exploring Uranus
Hero: *spits out the fire he was drinking from the goblet of fire* EXCUSE ME-
Mari: I gotta make a complaint to Spotify for you not being named this weeks hottest single
Hero: oooh that one was good
Space bf: you must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that
Sunny: why are all of these provokative?!?
Kel: no clue but I'm into it
Omori: good lord
Mari: if you were a transformer you'd be Optimus fine
Space bf: when you've got an ass like the star of Bethlehem, wise men would want to follow it
Mari: todays word of the day is legs, why don't we go to the bedroom to spread the word
Hero; *immensely blushing*
Okay so both of you win-
Suntan: excuse me
Mari and Space bf: YES
Suntan: cut the cameras before it gets rated M-
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THATS THE ONLY ONE FOR THIS PART LOL BUT ITS REAL LONG SO YEAH
