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You ain't gonna play me this time

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«that was the worst lie i've ever heard.» for Carlando please, thank you!

"That was the worst lie I've ever heard."

Lando looks up, confused. "Huh? What lie? What are you talking about?"

Carlos stands in front of Lando, arms crossed over his chest, looking bemused.

"I saw the interview, Lando."

And Lando is still confused because he has no idea which interview the Spaniard is talking about. He has done too many lately to keep up.

"Which interview are you talking about?"

Carlos huffs, but there's an amused tone in his voice, contradicting the bemused look on his face.

"The last one."

Lando frowns, trying to remember all that he's said. He can't remember anything.

"Eh?"

Carlos huffs and rolls his eyes. "You said you don't like me."

Ah. Now he remembers.

"No... I said I didn't like you like that. Like, not in the loving you way."

"Which is a lie, no?"

"Of course it is, you muppet." Lando steps closer to Carlos. "But that's between us."

Carlos unfolds his arms and opens them for Lando instead, who of course walks straight into them and hugs him.

"Still the worst lie ever."

Lando snorts, "Whatever."

Carlos mimics him and laughs. Lando shuts him up with a kiss

A little lie for their own protection never hurt anyone.