The Secret Meeting

SECRET MEETING THREE

>>Jay has joined the call<<

JAY: PEOPLE I HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!

>>Cole has joined the call<<

>>Kai has joined the call<<

>>Zane has joined the call<<

ZANE: You have what, Jay?

JAY: News! I have breaking news!

>>Lloyd has joined the call<<

KAI: What is it?

JAY: Okay, so I was reading the paper this morning, and did you know that Cyrus Borg was JAY WALKING?

KAI: He was what?

COLE: Really? Did he get caught?

ZANE: How could he jay walk if he is in a wheelchair? Wouldn't he just jay roll instead?

LLOYD: Pft- hah, that was a funny one, Zane.

ZANE: No, I'm serious.

JAY: Kai, you're really an idiot. Literally, it's SO obvious that I was lying. I mean, does Cyrus Borg even go outside? I don't think so!

COLE: He has a point, Kai.

KAI: Hey, you sell for it, too, Cole!

COLE: I was only commentating.

LLOYD: Yeah, and you were trolled.

ZANE: Correct.

LLOYD: Jay, I bet you can't fool sensei. Or Zane.

ZANE: I can go get sensei, and you can tell him your little joke.

*Zane leaves to go get sensei but is still on the call*

>>Sensei has joined the call<<

SENSEI: Hello, ninja.

ALL: SENSEI!!!

LLOYD: It's been a while.

SENSEI: Yes, I used my traveler's tea to come visit Zane in Amazon, but it appears I am now stuck here.

JAY: Yeah, it's pretty boring here without you, Sensei. And without Lloyd and Zane, too.

SENSEI: I thought you rescued Lloyd.

LLOYD: They did, but I have to stay in the box until the Twenty-fifth.

SENSEI: Is that so?

COLE: Pretty much.

LLOYD: Yeah, and they have me near a bunch of chaotic kids, too.

SENSEI: That sounds like a lot of fun.

JAY: OH, Sensei, did you hear the news? I don't know if the amazon people heard.

SENSEI: What news?

JAY: Cyrus Borg was found jay walking the other day!

*there is a slight pause in the chatroom*

SENSEI: That is false.

JAY: WHAT?!?!?! BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?

SENSEI: Because I am wise and drink tea.

ZANE: Jay, your joke was extremely obvious. He jay rolled.

LLOYD: No, Zane, he didn't jay roll. He didn't do any of that.

ZANE: Oh?

JAY: Sorry, shouldn't have said anything. Too confusing. Anyways, let's all do something else that's more productive, yeah? Since Sensei's actually here this meeting?