SECRET MEETING TWO

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>>Lloyd has joined the call<<

LLOYD: Guys, are you all coming or what?

>>Jay has joined the call<<

>>Cole has joined the call<<

>>Zane has joined the call<<

ZANE: Where's Kai?

COLE: He had a date.

JAY: With Skylor.

LLOYD: Oh, seriously?

JAY: Yeah.

ZANE: Oh, she's going to dump him, for sure.

COLE: Hah, I can picture it already.

LLOYD: Well, he might get lucky, you never know.

JAY: Yeah. sure he will.

COLE: Hey, Jay, that's not nice.

JAY: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

COLE: Um Jay I think you're buffering.

JAY: No, you're buffering.

LLOYD: Guys, just stop arguing.

ZANE: What are we even talking about? This isn't very productive.

JAY: Well, OBVIOUSLY we're here to talk about how we think Kai's date is going.

LLOYD: Seriously? I'm wasting my time on this?

JAY: Oh, yes you are, my dude.

COLE: Okay, Jay. How about you start since this waste of time is your idea?

JAY: Fine, I'll start.

*there's a pause as he tries to think of what to say*

JAY: I think it's pretty bad. Because, you know, it's Kai. He probably already put Skylor in the ER because of his bad breath.

ZANE: That's pretty savage.

LLOYD: Lol.

COLE: Kai's probably just failing miserably at being smooth, to be honest. I mean, he's probably been slapped a bunch of times.

ZANE: Kai is the one who would expect a kiss whenever the other person stops talking. So that alone could get him into trouble.

LLOYD: Haha, that's funny.

JAY: Well, what do you think, Lloyd?

LLOYD: Oh, I'm in the same boat as the rest of you. I bet Kai's failing pretty hard right now.

COLE: So we're all on the same page.

ZANE: And based off of Kai's monthly income, Kai can only afford to buy one happy meal's worth of food. From this collective data, I would guess that he took Skylor to his favorite fast food place.

JAY: Chipotle!

COLE: That's not a fast food place, you dummy.

JAY: Yes it is, you idiot.

ZANE: No, Chipotle is too expensive.

LLOYD: He's probably at Burger King. I can see him as a burger king type of guy.

JAY: Are you a Burger King guy?"

LLOYD: No, I like McDonalds.

COLE: I like pastry.

JAY: Wait, Zane, do you eat fast food?

ZANE: It's revolting, so no.

LLOYD: Fair.

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