Not innocent Mick

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HONEY BADGER
BEST PICK UP LINES GO I'LL START!

SUPER MAX
Oh no...

GRIDMUM
Prepare the children.

PASTRY
🫣

HONEY BADGER
@SUPER MAX Aside from being this good-looking, what do you do in your free time?

SUPER MAX
😳

CHECOOO
@LANCELOT, do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you up and make you my Bae-ritto.

LANCELOT
Corny, but i love it.

CHECOOO
Like I love you 😉

PRINCESS
Hey @MILK BOY, I've been told to make an interview about fine things so can I have a moment of your time?

MILK BOY
🤭

PASTRY
@USA RAAAA, Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

USA RAAAA
I- 🥹

BRITNEY
NOT MY CHILD OSCAR JACK PIASTRI!!

#BLESSED
Love calm down, let them be.

BRITNEY
But- but- my baby!

#BLESSED
He grew up
Anyways @BRITNEY, They say the human body is 70% water and I'm feeling pretty thirsty

BRITNEY
Damn.

TRIPOD
@ESTIE-BESTIE, are you the McLaren pit crew because you changed me from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds.

GRIDMUM
PIERRE!!!

ESTIE-BESTIE
Mon amour 😍

OLD MAN
My child is growing up, I'm proud of you.

ESTIE-BESTIE
Thank you papá!

KIWI
@MINI MAN, Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

MINI MAN
On my way 🏃

ASSMAN

SUPER MAXHA! PAY UP PIERRE!!!

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SUPER MAX
HA! PAY UP PIERRE!!!

TRIPOD
I hate you.

STUPID
@CHILLI, Not only did I fall when I first saw you, but so did my zipper and you falling on your knees 😉

CHILLI
🫵🧍‍♂️ ☝️🧎 now.

STUPID
Omw 😍

GRIDMUM
PARDON??!??!

OLD MAN
Oh hell no, someone go save Lance, Carlos's room is next to his 😭

CHECOOO
🏃

GRIDMUM
Thanks Checo!

INNOCENT CHILD
One moment need to add someone for this.

INNOCENT CHILD ADDED NIKITA MAZEPIN

INNOCENT CHILD RENAMED NIKITA - KITA

INNOCENT CHILD
Hey @KITA

KITA
Yes?

INNOCENT CHILD
Are you my homework? Cause I'll be doing you all night 😉

KITA
Oh my god.

ASSMAN

RIDMUMMICK?!?!?!?!

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RIDMUM
MICK?!?!?!?!

#BLESSED
Did not expect that at all.

LANCELOT
OH MY GOD!!! MICKECDES!!!

PRINCESS
OH GOD, SOMEONE HIDE TOTO AND LEWIS!

#BLESSED
HEY IT WASN'T ME!!!

K-MAG
That's my bro!!

GRIDMUM
KEVIN JAN MAGNUSSEN

K-MAG
Oh shit.

GRIDMUM
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?? YOU'VE CORRUPTED MY SWEET INNOCENT BABY MICK!! I SWEAR IM GOING TO KILL YOU NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!

K-MAG
NICO HELP!!!

HULK
THIS IS YOUR ISSUE NOT MINE!!

K-MAG
OH MY GOD, HES CHASING ME!!

GRIDMUM
IM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SCHEIẞE!!!!

ICEMAN
@GRIDMUM calm down!
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, you steal mine

GRIDMUM
Love you 🥰

K-MAG
THANKS KIMI!!

MILK BOY
Ew, old people love.

ICEMAN
Bwoah, shut up.

MILK BOY
🥲

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Finally posted another chapter! So I'm going to slowly add in Liam x Yuki starting onwards so if you want anything specific with any ship just say and I can feature them more or add them in!

Also next season Silly Season will be mental, I swear half of the grid are out of contract but I'm just hoping Carlos and Charles stay at Ferrari 😂

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