🎮MIKE TEAVEE:🖥️
• Asks a lot of questions.
• Rants a lot.
• Greets people by saying "yo".
COMMON WORDS AND PHRASES:
"Retard" "Big deal" "Freaking" "Stupid" "Idiot" "Crappy" "First off" "Check out" "Oh my god" "Awesome" "In the end" "What's with" "All you" "No idea"
QUOTES:
"All you had to do was track the manufacturing dates, offset by weather, and the derivative of the nikki index. A retard could figure it out."
"In the end, I only had to buy one candy bar. I don't know. I hate chocolate."
"He's gonna stick."
"You mean that's it!?"
"What's the special prize and who gets it?"
"If you hate gum so much why do you make it?"
"It is impossible. You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. Duh! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs!"
"No he doesn't! He has no idea! You think he's a genius but he's an idiot! But I'm not."
"Just put me back in the other way!"
"What's with the heat? Doesn't this crappy place have air conditioning?"
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🫐VIOLET BEAUREGARDE:⚽
• Sometimes will say things twice.
COMMON WORDS AND PHRASES:
"Champion" "Loser" "Sure, sure." "Sort of" "Well, yeah." "I think" "Mean" "Cool" "Zany"
QUOTES:
"Well, you should care. Because I'm the girl who's gonna win the special prize at the end."
"Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you."
"Sounds like my kind of gum."
"Mother, help me! Please!"
"We're cool."
"He's tempting me. I'll go over there and fight you for it. I will. I will."
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🥜VERUCA SALT:🐿️
• Starts a lot of sentences with "I want..." "I don't want..." and "but..."
• Says phrases like "Then shouldn't you be up there?" "Daddy! Look over there!" and "Come over here."
COMMON WORDS AND PHRASES:
"Right now" "Exactly" "Completely" "I decided" "A bit" "Actually" "And, and" "No, not really." "Any old" "In a way" "Daddy" "Do you think" "Make sense" "Silly" "Strange" "Weird" "Get me" "Really"
QUOTES:
"Where's my golden ticket!? I want my golden ticket!"
"Let's be friends."
"Daddy! Look over there! What is it? It's a little person. Over there by the waterfall."
"That doesn't make sense."
"It sounds weird."
"You could put her in a county fair."
"Will Violet always be a blueberry?"
"Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels. I want one."
"All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!"
"But I don't want any old squirrel. I want a trained squirrel."
"Willy Wonka is a bit strange I think."
"You mean people actually eat these candies?"
"Hey! Get off me! What do you think you're doing!?"
"Hurry up!"
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The Wonderful World Of Wonka
FanficA collection of information, story ideas, and mini stories that center around The Amazing Chocolatier and his dear children. It's sort of just telling about an alternate universe that I've created. If you love Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, you mi...
