The Wonderful World Of Wonka

Crack/Horror Stories

I wrote this chapter just for fun. So don't take any of it too seriously. I only have 3 stories so far, but I plan on writing more. It's gonna get pretty weird, so proceed with caution.

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STORY 1:

It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the kids are far, far, away. The parents are gathered in the living room and having a nice conversation.

They're eating some delicious bagels with cream cheese and drinking tea and coffee.

Wonka just got out the shower and comes out to join them. He hasn't gotten dressed yet, and he's not wearing a towel or bath robe or anything. He likes to air-dry.

He stands in front of everyone completely naked. His gobstoppers and wangdoodle hanging out on display for the entire world to see.

Rupert looks at him in horror and Hellen covers her eyes. Scarlett spills her coffee and Norman starts to choke on his bagel. Wonka is worried that he'll choke to death and rushes over to help him.

He stands next to him with his hand on his back. He's telling him to stay calm and just cough it all up, but Norman is panicking. Not because he might die, but because of the things dangling just inches away from his face. He puts his hand up to not only block the view, but also to try and signal for Wonka to back away. His hand gets a little too close and he feels something slap against his fingers. He gasps and completely inhales what he was trying to cough up.

Now he's really choking. Rupert is ready to give the heimlich maneuver, but Wonka beats him to it. The others only watch in absolute horror as the naked man desperately tries to save him.

Soon his face begins to turn blue and his flailing arms fall to his sides. Wonka lets go, and his lifeless body drops down to the floor.

Hellen looks down at him with tears in her eyes. Scarlett's hands are shaking. Rupert tries and fails to speak. Wonka only laughs awkwardly. This was a really nice day a few minutes ago.

STORY 2:

Wonka has always allowed Veruca to wonder about the factory wherever she pleases. However, there was one room she was always curious about. Wonka had told her that room belongs to his wife, and that she doesn't like to be disturbed. Veruca was always confused by this. Anytime Veruca tried to ask about his wife, he would always change the subject, or tell her that she's mumbling. One day, she decided to investigate herself. Making sure no one was around, she slowly opened the door. There was an awful smell inside of this dark and freezing room. She wrapped her mink coat tighter around her body as she turned on the light. She looked into the room and let out a glass shattering scream.

In the center of the room was a woman's decomposing corpse. She was sitting in a chair and facing the doorway. Flies buzzed around her decaying head, and maggots spilled from her open mouth.

Veruca tried to back out of the doorway, but bumped into someone. She turned and looked up into the glaring eyes of the chocolatier. Her fear and confusion grew when he smiled and said "we've always wanted a daughter." Veruca realized what this meant. There was no way out of this. It didn't matter how loud she screamed. How much she begged. How hard she cried. It was over for her. No escape.

She closed her eyes and held her shaking hands closer to her body and said her final words. "Just make it quick. Please."

STORY 3:

Mike is home alone with his dad's father for two weeks. One afternoon Mike was bouncing a ball around inside the house when his grandpa asks him to stop. He refuses and bounces the ball even harder. The ball bounces off the wall and hits grandpa on the back of the head. He falls down the stairs and breaks his neck at the bottom.

Mike is panicking. He just killed someone. Even if it was an accident it wouldn't have happened if he just listened to him and stopped bouncing the ball.

He doesn't know what to do, so he just stuffs his body into a storage closet.

Several days go by and Mike is getting more and more afraid. What's he gonna tell his parents? Is he going to prison for murder? Will his family hate him forever? Wonka unexpectedly shows up at the house. Mike doesn't know why he's here but he immediately notices the smell. Wonka seems calm but serious. More serious than he's ever seen him. "Where is it?" Is all he asks him. Mike pretends not to know what he's talking about. "The body. Where is it?"

Mike begins sobbing and saying it was an accident. He doesn't want to show him where he is. He's terrified at the thought of seeing what he looks like now, and having to stand in front of the source of that awful smell.

He eventually tells Wonka that he's in the closet. He watches from an angle where he can see Wonka but not the inside of the closet. Wonka doesn't seem to have much of a reaction to what he sees. He asks Mike to explain what happened, then tells him his options.

Mike's too afraid of getting in trouble so they decide to dispose of the body. Wonka calls a few friends to come help with the process. Mike didn't think that they'd make him help them. But they did. Something about putting the body parts of his own grandfather into barrels of acid really messed with his head.