Chan
G'day fellas
How's everyone feeling this morning?
Minho
It's 3:00am
IT'S NOT MORNING
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Jeongin
Hyung can you stop being so loud
Your screams woke me up
Minho
Oh wow
Now you can hear my texts
I'm surrounded by idiots
How long did you sleep Chan?
Chan
6
Minho
6 hours? Not bad
You're making progress old man!
Chan
Minutes*
Yenne
Good morning!
You're all early birds I see
Seungmin
Oh my god
Another Chan
Felix
My dream
It ended
It was too good
Changbin
Why
Was I in it?
Felix
Yeah!
You were the Christmas tree!
Hyunjin
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Something tells me that's not what changbin wanted to hear
Yenne
Poor guy
I can hear his delusions shattering
Felix
Hi yinnie!
Yenne
Hi lixie!
Seungmin
Ew
Felix
You're just jealous I'm friends with her
Seungmin
EW
Why would you say something like that
Jisung
Guys
I need to ask a question
Minho
No.
Chan
No.
Jisung
Pleasee
It's been keeping me awake
Hyunjin
Aww
Sounds like you're in love
Jisung
I'm gonna ask anyway
So, this question has a backstory
Minho
Oh no
We're all gonna loose the last braincells we have left
Yenne
Not me
I'm smarter than all of ya'll
I have all my brain cells left
Seungmin
You have all your brain cells
And yet none of them seem to work
Jisung
So like, a mosquito came and bit me, and I slapped it with my hand and killed it
But then
I started thinking
Yenne
You're the one to talk
You always claim you're smart
But all I see is an empty skull
Seungmin
Haha
You think you're so funny
Hyunjin
I thought she was funny
Jisung
I started thinking
Like, the mosquito was just trying to get some food
Like, what If I opened the fridge and the door closed and snapped my neck
How would I feel
Chan
Han
You good brah?
Felix
No no
He's got a point
We're basically promoting animal abuse by swatting flies and mosquitos
Aren't we?
Jeongin
Well tell them not to suck my blood then
If they suck my blood
I will kill
Jisung
This is how all murderers are made
Minho
In that case
I'm so proud of you baby bread
You're going to be a great future killer my child
Yenne
I think I'm actually starting to loose brain cells
Seungmin
Hah!
Nobody's immune to hyunsunglix
Hyunjin
What did I do now?!
Seen by all✓
I hate all of you
Seen by all✓
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