"𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑺!„

CH 2 PAGE 2

(This is probably the most words I've written since the start of the Choke chapters😭)

“You're telling me I have to do this request for four spinels just to get a treasure map…” you asked with a raised eyebrow as you threw your hands up in the air like a Karen would after they heard their coupons were expired and still didn't get the 75 cents off of their groceries.

You shook your head disappointedly at the merchant. “Can't I just give you a globby and take the treasure map?” your voice was curious as the merchant looked at you flabbergasted.

“What?”

“You fucking heard me, slut 😈”

“😨”

You were thankful for the gun that was given to you by Jill because without Jill you probably wouldn't of able to shoot those blue fucking things down.

You climb down at what I would say an impressive pace down the latter at the docks thingy in the lake, brushed and battered after getting fucked over by the villagers that well… didn't treat you kindly..

“Te voy a matar!(1)”

“Puedes correr, pero no te puedes esconder!!(2)”

Though it was hard running through the water seeing as it slowed you the fuck down, it seemed like the villagers were more or so focused on something else, a sound of gunfire and grenades but that was about it as three Granados focused on you, one with an axe another with a crossbow and the last one?

“SHIT, GRANNY BEATING MY ASS, AHHHH” you screamed like a little girl. No, I don't care what your gender is, you screamed in a high pitched manner that could break army glass..

That old infected lady was beating the absolute ever loving shit out of you right fist, left fist. right fist left fish. right fist, left fist. ‘Sabi you said left fish!?’ she did infact hit you once with a black bass then continued with her fists once more. Can you guess what happens? Does she repeat?

BAM right fist, right fish and then right fist..

You were able to push her off after the last punch, coughing violently as you popped up from the water that you were forced in while she was punching you.

The water tasted like absolute doo doo but unlucky for you, you couldn't focus on that fact and had to quickly five yourself into the water away from the guy with an axe as he yelled in anger, looking like a drug addict as he swung at you again.

Your mouth opened in an O shape as you let out another high pitched scream while aiming your gun upwards and repeatedly fired your bullets at him, most missed while the collective few actually did get him.

Letting out a sigh in relief you quickly got up, wanting to hurry up and get your first and possibly last request over and done with.

Of course we couldn't forget about the still alive Granados, of course, playing it safe you pushed the one with the crossbow out of your way as she tried to fire a flaming arrows at you, only missing you by a few inches as she landed in the water, before popping up with a loud gasp as she started shouting in anger while you made your way back towards the ladder you had spotted a little bit ago.

You somehow shot the fourth medallion down while running towards the later as the ganado that was currently chasing you huffed and puffed.

You could still hear the sound of gunfire from shotguns, handguns and even a crossbow from the spot you were in onlyoments prior but decided to not investigate because like, fuck that you were already having a black bass being thrown at your booty.

“One bullet.. two bullets… three bullets… I need a damn aiming lesson..” you said as you squint your eyes while aiming the gun at the last blue medallion while laying flat on your front, trying your damn hardest to shoot the blue medallion.

You of course didn't notice the dumb little blond twink, yes I'll call him a twink because I can 😡, who quickly hid as he stared wide eyed from above.

Let's just skip to his ‘pov’😞

His hands shook ever so slightly, you hadn't changed since the day he saw you… literalyy..(unless you do wanna bump your age up go for it ✊) you were still in the same torn up clothes, he could still see that same exact wound- albeit a little bit better looking then how he originally saw it, y’know, with the whole pole sticking out of it as it bled profusely? Yeah, your clothes were still as dirty as the last time he saw your beatiful/handsome face- I'm sorry this is cheesing me out💔

He let out a singular shaky breath, not knowing of it was you or another one of his little delusionals, maybe this was a dream? Or maybe it was actually real and you came(haha) back for him? Though he wasn't to sure if it was actually real as he brought his fancy little scope out as he brang it up to his eye and focused it into you Ashe placed the gas canister down.

It was actually you–

“YEAH! LICK MY FUCKING BALLSACK!” yeah… definitely you…

You were finally able to shoot that little fucking medallion as you got up as quickly as you could to run your ass- well climb then run- towards the merchant to collect your prize.

Your sudden movement made Leon quickly duck away, his eyes wide as his moist(😈) lips parted while he watched you climb up the ladder near him, hoping- praying that you would run his way so he could hug his arms around your waist and pull you in for a deep passionate kis–

He was flooded with quick dissapoitment as you ran the opposite way from him, trekking straight towards the merchant humble abode.

He let out a sigh of dissapoitment, brows furrowing even more as he glanced towards the path that leads to the merchants place and towards the bot below, he knew he needed to fill that boat up and get the church key so he can save the president's daughter but.. he wanted to hold you so badly.. to stare into your eyes while whispering sweet words, to place a kiss along your n–

“Spread em’😈”

“It'll cost ya' mate.”

“What😟 I meant your fucking trade list…”

“...”

Some spinels laid in your hand as you stared at the merchant in shock.

He stayed silent before nodding “I knew that…” he did not know that.

You handed him the spinel  for the castle treasure map seeing as some dickhead already took it😡.

“Man your twisting my balls here” you grumbled as you handed him three spinels, leaving you with just one left.

You folded the map up as you gave the merchant a judging look before walking off as he let out a grunt, saying something as he groaned in pain and put his hands flat on his back.

(Here are the (possibly wrong?) Translations for the lines “Te coy a matar!(1)” Though I'm not entirely sure of the exact translation I'm pretty sure means “I'm going to kill you!” and “Puedes correr, pero no te puedes esconder!!(2)” means “You can run, but you can't hide!!”(?) Again not entirely sure😋 I find it funny how I say “I love rushing things wanna hurry up and get to re6 7 and 8😼” but barely ever post due to lack of motivation 😖 anyways my ass is finally on Christmas break so I think more CHs? I've been repeatedly playing the main story and separate ways and already got plenty of jokes for each scene😈🥜🥛)