(got something a lil special special for you fucks at the end, if you can call it special that is 😣)
"UGLY ASS BUG." here you were, clinging onto Leon like some type of monkey, pointing at the freakishly large bug that kept crawling side to side. "KILL IT BRO, FUCK, I DONT WANNA BE NEAR THAT FUCKIN' THING." Your demands were ignored, I stead Leon decided to just dodge the bugs that I can't remember the name of 💔
Well.. he was going to igore it it until you offered yourself up, like a whore 😡
"I'll give you the fattest, wettest kiss if you kill em..." And que Leon going on a murderous Ramage, such a good husband😋 I'm gonna munch and suck on his bones after tearing into his flesh 😁
You stuck into his back, not bothering to jump off even as he struggled to get back up after cutting into one of the fallen bugs neck. He huffed and puffed, having to shoot the bugs form below. "Not bad, right?" He smirked after shooting one from the incredibly high ceiling.
"Don't try and fish for compliments slut." Such good motivational words you were giving!
But, alas, the time has come- for thou shalleth hope off thy steeds back! In other words, you have to get the fuck off of the poor man's back so he can climb the ladder💔
"Hurry up and pull that hand sugartits." And with that, you gave Leon's ass— for the first time, a slap on the cheek meat, no more taking pictures, you've upgraded😋
The slap caused Leon to jump, giving you a shocked look before continuing to climb with an almost "UWU" type of blush on his cheeks.
While your meat protection was gon you had to defend yourself... From the uh.. what am I talking about Leon killed all of the owns down here...
"Ooh pestas, ooh pestas.. ooh pestas. Ooh m&m. Ooh pestas." Stealing Leon's hard earn Pesetas 😡 shame on you.
As you were collecting the sacks of coins you didn't notice the man falling down, as if he was Batman.
And boom. Clash clack your down for the count.
"Where's my kiss?" You nervously looked over at Leon. "What kiss?"
"Don't play dumb, pucker it up. Got my special lip balm on."
"Aw man😣 alright, but your so darn ugly.." you snatched him by his holsters, dipping him down as if he were a princess and placing— just as you said— the fattest and wettest kiss you could on Bros lips, then deciding to pull away, letting him drop on the floor. "You taste like fish." Smacking your lips together after the kiss, continuing your way across the now laid out bridge, having to turn back around to look at Leon who stayed laid on the floor. "Pookie?"
Why did Leon suddenly appear in one of those female stripper cop outfits? Why is he suddenly in a frame like one of your french girls position? Why does he have red lipstick on😧 why is he on a love heart shaped bed with rose petals all over the red silk sheets😨 WHY IS THERE WHIPPED CREAM WITH DONUTS AND OIL NEXT TO HIM😰⁉️
guess we'll never know💔
(It's April fools for me, I am NOT ready to be fucked iver by my siblings, getting paranoid😣
As said all the way above, something a lil special special, meaning I've written three lil silly headcanons that no one asked for, a small au that I had planned to make into a book but now no longer want to due to how much books I've already got to take care of and post
And a small part of a re7 X reader book I'm going to be posting in the upcoming months, Ethan content🗣️
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"𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑩𝑬𝑹𝑺!„
FanfictionA yandere! Resident evil 4 X reader A CONTINUATION OF CHOKE! "that isn't something you see every day fr" "we're gonna die" "nuh-uh"
