Meet the Star Sans

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It had started a relatively normal day for Epic. Him saying bruh and hanging out with Papyrus and Frisk. Then a puddle appeared. Ink came through, followed by Dream and Blue. "Wow, this is a neat AU! It's on the surface and everything!" Exclaimed Blue. Epic froze for a minute. You can do this Epic, it's been months. You just need to pretend to not know them.' He thought. Then he walked over.

"Heya, bruhs." He called. "Hello!" Chirped Blue. If he hadn't known Blue, he would have been wondering how he could be that cheerful. "I don't recognize you bruhs." Said Epic. "We aren't from here. We're from Alternate Universes called AUs!" Said Ink enthusiastically. "Nice bruh." Said Epic and extended his hand. Dream reached out to shake when a squeak sounded. "What?!" Yelped Dream. "The good old rubber chicken." Said Epic. "Well, we're the Star Sanses! We protect AUs from bad guys!" Said Ink. He seemed to be hyped up on yellow(happiness) paint. "I'm Dream, that's Ink, and that's Blue." Said Dream. "I'm Epic, bruh." Said Epic. "We need to introduce you to the other AUs!" Said Ink. "'Kay bruh," said Epic.

A bit later Epic walked through the portal to see a meeting room full of various sanses and those in sans role. Epic, meet the multiverse, your former tormentors.

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