Epic Errors

Neon Bruh!

Epic was walking in Outertale when he caught sight of a Burst of neon in the distance. 'Fresh,' he thought with a grin. He had wished to hang out more with Fresh who had been one of the people who knew of the balance, but he hadn't known well. He teleported over to where he'd seen the neon.

Fresh was walking through Outertale looking around. He knew this place was popular and was looking for someone to annoy. "Heya bruh," said a voice. He turned and saw a sans in purple and black with a scar over one eye. "Heya broski." Said Fresh. "Name's Epic bruh, you?" He asked. "Name's Fresh, rad bro." Said Fresh. "Cookie bruh?" Said Epic offering a cookie.

After a little while, Epic told Fresh about a prank he planned to pull and Fresh wanted to help. The two gathered a lot of rubber chickens, slime, paint, glitter, and disco balls. Then, they began redecorating the meeting room and rigging it with traps. Glitter bombs, rubber chickens that would pop out of nowhere, and buckets of paint and slime.

The council stared in shock at the meeting room. It looked like a neon rainbow threw up. Dream sighed and moved to sit in his chair. The second he sat down neon green slime dumped all over him. By the time they were giving up having their meeting, Ink was covered in neon paint, Red was covered in glitter, Carrot had been scared half to dusting by a rubber chicken, and more. It took a week for them to clear the room of traps and repaint it.

Dream was working some positive magic on Red who seemed very negative. "Bruh, quit drugging Red." Said Epic. Dream jumped startled. "It's not drugging and he's feeling to negative." Said Dream. "Broski needs therapy, not drugs," pointed out Fresh. "It's not a drug," screeched Dream. "Then why's edgy bruh higher than the moon?" Asked Epic. "I-it's- I- it's not like that!" Said Dream. Fresh snapped his fingers in front of Red. "Bro, I could totes posses him and he wouldn't realize," pointed out Fresh. "Wh- don't! An-and he-he-!" Dream struggled to come up with a decent argument. "Bruh, you should just get him therapy instead of boosting his positivity." Pointed out Epic. "He- his AU's still in resets!" Argued Dream. "Bruh, what about the omega timeline?" Asked Epic. Dream stayed silent, not having an argument.

Nightmare was wondering why his brother was muttering about Magic, and his positivity not being a drug, and therapy. "Is Dream high?" Asked Killer. "I'm not!" Screamed Dream. "When was the last time you slept?" Asked Nightmare. Dream just stared at him. Nightmare forced Dream to sleep using magic.

(A/N: Don't do drugs!)