Epic Errors

I swear Epic!

Epic had somehow ended up in another council meeting. "So, we still don't have any plan to capture the bad guys." Said Dream. "At least we don't have to worry about Error anymore." Said Stretch. "Who's Error?" Asked Epic to help keep from suspicion. "He was the destroyer of AUs. He was a black skeleton with blue tear marks. He disappeared one day." Said Sci. "Yeah, and you saw the other bad guy, Nightmare the octopus skeleton thing!" Said Ink. "Bruh, octopus?" Asked Epic. "He has the tentacles!" Pointed out Ink

They continued the meeting and Ink was drinking some of his vials. "Bruh, that's nasty. Stop with the drugs." Said Epic. "THEY'RE NOT DRUGS!" Yelled Ink. Everyone was either laughing or choking. A couple looked like they were contemplating whether or not Ink's paints counted as drugs.

A little later, Dream was using his aura to cheer up UnderFell Sans when Epic popped up. "No drugs!" He said. "Wha- it's not a drug!" Said Dream flustered. "Bruh, pretty sure you using magic to mess with his aura is kinda a drug. I mean, bruh, he looks high," said Epic. Red had a spaced out look on his face. "Yea- well, I mean-," Dream didn't have a comeback for that. In the end, Dream walked off. Red was left looking more spaced out than Outertale. Epic waved his hand in front of Red's face. "You home bruh?" Asked Epic. Red didn't react. "Oof, he's going to be wondering what happened when he wakes up," said Epic. Then, he teleported away. A couple hours later, Red snapped out of his trance extremely confused about what happened and with a bad headache.

Epic had returned home and was sitting on his couch eating cookies. He found it entertaining to be able to finally tell people his opinions and see their reactions. He couldn't wait to mess with them more tomorrow.

Nightmare was currently wondering why Dream was muttering about his magic not being a drug during a battle. Then he questioned if their emotion magic was like a drug. He had seen people get high off Dream's positivity magic...