Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir REWRITE

Chris Aka Timetagger

Ella and Etta Césaire are playing soccer, while Marinette and Alya are rapping.

Alya: (rapping)    Alya's on the line, I rise and shine
When I pick up the mic like this game is mine
Fake MC's can't catch my flow
'Cause I whip up the beat with each word I throw!
(Alya hands Marinette her phone.)

Marinette: (rapping) Eh– The name's Marinette, I bake chouquettes, I love drawing and... sewing blankets? Uh... (giggles)

Alya: C'mon, c'mon!

Marinette: Uhhhh...

App: (Laughs) Fifty words?! You flow so low, you need a shovel to dig it!
(Both Alya and Marinette laugh, Chris walks up to them and sits down.)

Marinette: Shoot, I'm so bad at this game.

Chris: Hmph.

Alya: What's up? You don't want to play with my sisters anymore?

Chris: I'm not a baby anymore, can I play Freestyle Clash II with you?

Marinette: C'mon Chris, it's a game for big kids! You know that.

Chris: Ugh, that's what you always say!
(Marinette spots pigeons formed as a bomb in the sky)

Marinette: Uh, again?! Alya, can you handle these three on your own? I uh, I just remembered I promised my dad I would try out his new macaron recipe.

Alya: Mmm, sounds yummy! Maybe we could all come over and try it out with you if that's okay?

Marinette: Oh yeah, I mean no! (laughs) Dad's always super shy whenever he tried out a new recipe like, "Oh, what if it doesn't taste good?" (laughs) Okay, catch you later best BFF in the world!
(Marinette runs away and facepalms herself. She hides behind a pillar of a nearby building.)

Tikki: That macaron recipe excuse wasn't exactly your best one yet, Marinette.

Marinette: I know but I'm running out of excuses. I've needed so many this week. Tikki, spots on!

Cat Noir is looking unimpressed at Mr. Pigeon, who is flying on a flock of pigeons in front of the Louvre.

Mr. Pigeon: Ladybug, Cat Noir, if you don't give me your Miraculous, this pigeon-iron will crash down on the Louvre pyramid and give all the tourists inside it perfectly flat socks! Pigeons have a right to culture, too. (Pigeon noises)
(Ladybug and Ventus arrives on the scene.)

Cat Noir: Hey there, my dude and m'lady. No need to brief you on this one, right?

Ladybug: (sighs) Nope.

Ventus: (bored) Can we just end this fast like the last 23 other times.

Ladybug: (bored) Lucky Charm.
(The Lucky Charm animation isn't shown, but Ladybug receives a palm-sized object. It's uncertain what it is or what she uses it for)

Cat Noir: Cataclysm.
(The camera turns to a group of bystanders. They have their phones out, recording the fight. The audience can be heard gasping and seen cringing several times. Feathers fly in front of the camera.)

Mr. Pigeon: (off screen) Nooooo!
(A few grunts of victory can be heard from Ventus, Ladybug and Cat Noir and the bystanders turn to rapidly typing on their phones.)

Ladybug: Bye bye, little butterfly. (Ladybug releases a white butterfly from her yo-yo; Mr. Pigeon is engulfed in purple magic and turns back into Mr. Ramier.)

Mr. Ramier: Huh? Huh? Please don't tell me it happened again.

Ladybug: It's okay, Mr. Ramier, we'll always be here to bring you back to the good side.