Zodiacs on Crack

Water Park

"WATER PARK BABY!" yelled Aquarius

"WOOHOO!" yelled Pisces

"Those 2 love exploring" sighed Virgo

"Did someone say...WATER PARK?!" asked Leo

"I want check out t'ladies" said Aries

"That's my line" protested Leo

"Well, I finally have a good reason to stay naked the entire day" said Sagittarius

"You realize we actually wear swimming trunks instead of swim nude" said Capricorn

"Oh I've-uhh...Ok good to know" said Sagittarius

"I was gonna do the same thing!" said Leo

"Top bad you have a small dic-" said Sagittarius

Suddenly Sagittarius's pants were pulled down exposing his dick and all the girls gasped. He looked at him then pulled his pants up and glared at him.

"LEO YOU FUCKER" said Sagittarius

Sagittarius bitch slapped Leo and he flew across the room.

"Angry angry" said Leo

"hey hey hey don't fight" said Cancer

Cancer pulled Leo to one side and tried to pull him up.

"Damn, Cancer is strong" said Leo

"Mom friend is always gonna be strong" said Aquarius

"Yeah" said Cancer

"Is Leo ok" said Pisces

"Yeah he's good, he just headbutted the wall" said Cancer

"DID NOT" said Leo

"Anyways can we go change or something" said Capricorn

"Okay" said everyone

"Alright alright cunts I got a plan, how about we go underwater and grab peoples legs" suggested Leo

"And get kicked in the face because you messed with the wrong legs" said Scorpio

"Morning wifey" said Taurus

"Good morning" said Scorpio

"Could you slap Leo, he's being a meanie" 

"No, it's fun watching you both suffer" 

"Wow she is evil" said Gemini

"Excuse me?" asked Scorpio

"She is beautiful" corrected Gemini

"I'm dating someone, bye" said Scorpio coldly

"Rejected!" said Taurus

"I have a girlfriend, of course I'm not asking her out" said Gemini

Pisces was on Aquarius's shoulders and decided to go downstairs for breakfast.

"Get ready" ordered Capricorn

Everyone got ready and got into their swim clothes except for Sagittarius who was wearing a red hoodie.

"Why're you wearing a hoodie?" asked Aries

"You'll see" said Sagittarius

Everyone was in the Uber. Soon everyone reached the park.

"Uhh, I'm out of sunblock" said Virgo

"I don't need sunblock, I don't get burnt" said Leo

"Then why was your ass on fire the other night?" asked Aquarius