Capricorn woke up and stretched her eyes, she looked at the clock, it was 830 am. She got up and called the rest of the signs, school started at 8:30 and their asses were late. She woke up the 2 Earth signs.
"Guys get up" she moaned
"Ughh it's Sunday..." groaned Taurus and Virgo
"No its Monday, we have school today" said Capricorn
"Wait what" said Virgo
"Ughhhhh..." groaned Taurus
"5 more minutes please..."
"Honk mimimimimi"
"No virgo we are late" said Capricorn
"Ok I'll get up" sighed Virgo
"Taurus get up" said Virgo
"Fineee..." groaned Taurus
Taurus smirked and had an idea. He got on the floor and faked being sick.
"You okay, mate?" asked Virgo
"I don't feel so good..." groaned Taurus
Taurus threw a bunch of sand he randomly found then jumped out the window, Virgo and Capricorn ran towards it but he disappeared.
"What in the hell" they thought
Taurus ran into the garden and called Gemini.
"Hey Gem, we have school now! Wanna hide?" asked Taurus
"What? Noooo! I hate school! Yeah let's hide!" said Gemini
"Okay sweet"
"I just texted the group to hide"
"Great, just meet me in the kitchen"
"Sounds like a plan" said Virgo
"Wait what" said Taurus
Suddenly the phone hung up and Taurus tried to run out of the kitchen when Gemini walked in with Virgo next to him, Taurus looked around and saw Capricorn walking towards them.
"Aww shit" said Taurus
"Womp womp" said Virgo
"This is betrayal!" said Taurus
"We're late for school" said Capricorn
"Okay okay...you got us" said Taurus
"Sad" said Gemini
"Also where are the rest hiding?" asked Virgo
"Wait what" said Taurus
"Uhh, she found out" said Virgo
"Ahem" said Capricorn
"Yes mom?" said Taurus
"Did you even check the rooms?" asked Gemini
"I checked all of them and no one was inside" said Capricorn
"Oof" said Gemini
Virgo opened some of the cupboards and saw Cancer sleeping inside.
"Cancer???" said Virgo
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
"CANCER CHILL OUT"
"Oh it's just you? Phew" said Cancer
"Wait what" said Capricorn
"W-Where are the monsters?"
"What monsters?"
"Idk Gemini told me to hide and didn't say why...and when I asked Leo...he told me monsters invaded our house"
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Zodiacs on Crack
UmorismoREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
