Leo and sagittarius woke up on the floor one day.
"Wtf" said Leo
"GaH wHaT dId We Do LaSt NiGhT?!" asked Sagittarius
"Idk, probably drugs"
"Oh damn, those must be really strong then"
"DAMN son, let'S jUST Watch a movie"
Leo and Sagittarius jumped onto the sofa and 4 screams were heard.
"OUCH LEO WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" screamed Aries
" b I t C h " said Aquarius
Aquarius pushed Sagittarius off him.
"Ouch" said Sagittarius
"UwU" said Aquarius
"OMGGG GET Off ME " said aries
Aries pushed Leo off her and he landed on top of Sagittarius.
"Ewww, he landed on me" whined Sagittarius
"Daddehhh?" asked Leo
"Bruh, what the fuck" said Sagittarius
Sagittarius pushed Leo off him and the both of them started wrestling each other.
"Good morning you little shits, what's all the yelling for?" asked Scorpio
"These little whores landed on us" said Aries
"Wow, angry much" said Leo
"no" said Aries
"Wow, you seem pissed" said Virgo
"Wait Sag, lift your forehead up!" said Aquarius
Sagittarius lifted his dreads up and Leo stared at it nd started laughing very loudly.
"What?" asked Sagittarius
"SOMEONE DREW A DICK ON YOUR FOREHEAD" said Aquarius
" N A N I ? ! "
Sagittarius punched Leo and then kicked his balls.
"Oi that hurt" said Leo
Leo threw a punch and slipped and hit Scorpio in the face.
"Oh shit" said Leo
Scorpio walked up to him menacingly and grabbed his shirt.
"Do that again and I'll kill you" said Scorpio
"Holy shit, that was too far" said Sagittarius
"Whatever, the little bitch deserved it" said Scorpio
"Wait, where's everyone else?" asked Aries
"Idk" said Aquarius
"Shit I think they left us" said Virgo
"Great! Let's trash the whole house" said Leo
"I wanna get Cappy so bad!" said Aries
"Yeah, but where is everybody?" asked Aquarius
Capricorn and Cancer were in the front seat of the car. Scorpio and Libra were in the back of the car playing games on their phones. Taurus, Gemini and Pisces were in the middle seats singing along to all the songs in the radio.
"I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM" sang Taurus
"CAN'T TAKE BACK THE LOVE THAT I GAVE YOU" sang Gemini
"IT'S TO THE WHERE I LOVE AND I HATE YOU" sang Pisces
"AND I CANNOT CHANGE YOU SO I MUST REPLACE YOU" sang Taurus
YOU ARE READING
Zodiacs on Crack
HumorREVAMPED VERSION Yeah to sum it up it's just your average zodiacs doing absolute stupid shit except a little more sus lol
