Zodiacs on Crack

New Year's Day

It was the middle of the night.

"Yes yes yes YES" said Aquarius

"What" asked Aries

"New Year's Eve is today"

"Holy shit that was fast"

"And the year is gonna end in an hour!"

"Oh dayummmm"

"Who should be our 3rd best friend in 2019?"

"I think I know"

Aries grinned, she ran into the Earth sign bedroom with a flashy. Virgo was awake playing GTA while Taurus was singing random shit in his sleep.

"WHY CANT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" sand Taurus

"Shut up, Taurus" said Virgo

"Uhh-"

Capricorn got up and smacked Taurus in the face.

"Taurus, shut the fuck up!" snapped Capricorn

"OUCH! violent much" whined Taurus

"Your ass was screaming Taylor swift lyrics" said Virgo

"Oh shit...really?" said Taurus

"YES" said the other earth sign

"Shit my bad yall" said Taurus

Taurus went back to sleep quietly, Virgo groaned and got up since Taurus singing gave him enough nightmares so he went downstairs when he saw Aquarius sneak downstairs and sneak food from the fridge. He decided to keep his distance for safety measures, suddenly she opened the cupboard door and screamed.

"OH MY GAh-leo wtf you doin???"

Leo jumped out of the fridge. Sagittarius was stuck in the cupboard and tried to set himself free.

"Guys, what you doing here???"

"Oh yea, we have our new member" announced Aries

"Who is it?" asked Leo

"Is it a surprise?" asked Sagittrius

"Yes" said Aries

"Okay cool..." said Leo

"nothing from you surprises me anymore" said Sagittarius

"BITCH...anyways presenting our new member...Aqua!" said Aries

Aquarius skipped over happily.

"Heyyyyy! Fellas!!" said Aquarius

"Isn't she already part of our group?" asked Leo

"Not officially" grinned Aries

"Ok fair...anyways welcome! Your first task is to buy some booze" chuckled Leo

"Everyone looked at Leo and then high fived him.

"Okay, let's leave at exactly 1 am" said Aries

"Bet" said Leo, Sagittarius and Aquarius

After a couple minutes, the 4 of them disappeared. Suddenly it was early morning, Cancer and Pisces were walking down the stairs and were planning to make snacks when Pisces looked around.

"Hey, have you seen Aqua anywhere?" asked Pisces

"No why" said Cancer

"She promised to make cupcakes with me..."

"Ohhh, nice" 

"I can't make cupcakes without Aqua..."

"Huh"