Zodiacs on Crack

Christmas

 Aquarius handed Pisces some icing to snort when they both noticed what day it is.

"GUYS! IT'S CHRISTMAS!" they both yelled

"We know" said Capricorn

Capricorn was on the hammock reading a book when 2 monkeys decided to sneak up and annoy her.

"Hello!" said Gemini

"What do y'all want?" asked Capricorn

"Miss Cappy, if you come downstairs and stop reading manga you wont get any coal for Christmas" said Taurus

"fuck off" said Capricorn

"Thats not the Christmas spirit" said Gemini

"No swearing on Christmas" said Taurus

"Come on guys, don't annoy poor Capricorn" said Cancer

"THANK YOU" said Capricorn

"Why don't we go downstairs" said Cancer

Taurus and Gemini ran off and hid behind the staircase and was about to prank Capricorn when Virgo tripped both Taurus and Gemini and they both fell down the stairs. 

"HEY" said the both of them

"It wasn't me" lied Virgo

"Damn Virgo, didn't know you had it in you" said Aries

"Nah I just wanted to mess around with them" chuckled Virgo

"THAT WAS AMAZING"

"Ayo, you're dripping eggnog everywhere"

"I am??"

"Yup"

"Blame Aqua for that!"

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up" said Pisces

Pisces poured eggnog on herself and giggled.

"Bruh" said Virgo

"Now we're both clean...jk" said Pisces

"Alright let's go clean up" said Virgo

the both of them went into the bathroom together and shut the door.

"They're both totally gonna fuck" said Aquarius

"WE ARE NOT" said Virgo

Aries and Sagittarius were making out on the sofa for 5 whole minutes and stopped when they saw Cancer pouting.

"Cance u ok?" asked Aries

"You seem-"

"I'm good, I just wish Leo was here to make out with me" said Cancer

"SAY WHAT" said Sagittarius

"I-"

Cancer started blushing.

"Awwww, you want that?" asked Leo seductively

"I-I..."

Cancer's face started turning red.

"Say less, I gotchu" smirked Leo

Leo grabbed Cancer's cheeks and started making out with her intensely.

"AYOOOO" said everyone

"I-I...want...to..." said Cancer

"Oh say less babe" grinned Leo

Leo smirked and him and Cancer went inside the fire sign room and closed the door and loud bed noises and moaning were heard.

"I think we'll let them do their sexy business" smirked Sagittarius