Next morning for breakfast, V distracted the guard while Ian stole us some goods. Debbie started counting the coupons she got from the newspaper/magazines I'm not sure.
"Lip, you seen Frank?" asks Fiona
"Uh, no." says Lip
"What day is it?" asks Fiona
"Friday, why?" asks Lip
"Shit, it's the last Friday." I say after Fiona goes up.
Right as I say that, Steve enters and brings some food.
"Thanks, dude." I say
"Yeah, no prob." he says, he then dips bread on Car's eggs eats it, "Bet you hate when that happens."
"They're his tits. It's the only reason he eat's eggs." says Ian, with a half weirded out look.
"No shit, he was licking them." I say, making Debbie laugh.
Then Fiona came downstairs, complaining about how she wanted us to eat healthy, and it didn't work out since Steve brought sweets.
"So, where's Frank?" asked Lip asked me, Ian listening as well.
"Canada, but don't tell Fiona for the sake of this plot." I say
"Sounds fair enough." says Lip and continues to eat his breakfast.
"Has anybody seen Dad?" asks Fiona
"He was asleep behind the armchair." says Debbie, so we all follow her just to see that Frank isn't there.
"It's a tent. Why is there a tent in the living room?" asks Fiona
"Oh, uh, drying it out. ROTC training in Wisconsin next week." says Ian
"I thought it was Dad. I left him a cup of coffee this morning. I thought I heard him say thanks." says Debs, she's like the only one who cares about Frank...
***
Ian approaches me, "We know where Frank is, do we really have to make the calls?"
"Just act like it? You and Lip are the only ones who know."
"Alright, but you're joining in." he says pulling me on the chair with him, with me accidentally landing on his lap. I feel myself get butterflies, then shift a little so it doesn't seem awkward. He starts to act as if he's on the phone, and so do I. My gaze shifts to Lip who's also playing along.
As we were making calls, V suddenly yells "Shit! What the fuck? Motherfucker." then she chases the phone all the way to her house I'm guessing. Ian stares at me confused.
"Oh, uh, Kevin. He doesn't like y'all borrowing his stuff so now he does this." I say
Fiona looks at me, "How do you..."
Lip and Ian looks at me and her with looks that say, 'sorry, but you're gonna have to tell her'.
"Alright, alright. I'm stuck in a show, I know what's happened and what's going to happen, and I'm from the year 2023." I say
"Wait... What?" asks Fiona, then Lip and Ian say things more clearly, since I'm tired of explaining it.
"Have any questions, be my guest." I say, now that I've noticed, not only Fiona, but Steve, Debbie, and Carl also heard me say that.
"Alright. One. How did I meet Steve?" Fiona asks
"Party. Your purse got stolen, Steve helped get it back." I say
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Stuck In Shameless (Ian Gallagher X Reader)
FanfictionY/n is going on a road trip to Chicago after binge watching Shameless. She barely knows any of the cast's name, and has only watched the show once. However, she wants to give a little visit to South Side if it really exists. She's had her eye on a c...
