I'm gonna say this rn, if there's a slur in this book that I'm not allowed to write, bc I don't want to offend anyone, I'll just find a way to cover it up. If you still think that's offensive, lmk and I'll try and change it / cover it up some other way. And if you're reading this where Y/n is not a girl / isn't straight, just ignore the comments that hint to her being a girl/being straight and change it up how you'd like :)
Next morning, we went down after we got ready for the day.
"Yo, got my tickets?" Ian asks approaching Steve
"Yeah, what game? Philly on the 12th, or Edmonton on the 27th?" asks Steve
"Uh, The Oilers. Yeah, definitely." says Ian
"That's a good choice. The Flyers are f--s." says Kev
I look at him, "You do know what's a slur right? An offensive one?"
"Shit it is? My bad dude." says Kev
"Welp, at least now you know." I say, can't really respond with "it's okay" when I'm not gay.
"Goddamn it. The gas bill's late. No wonder it's freezing in here." says Fiona
"I could help pay." I say
"No, it's fine. That wouldn't be fair." says Fiona
"I've been living under this roof, it's pretty fair." I say
Then Fiona gets close to me and whispers, "If I agree to you giving money, then Steve is also going to want to offer, and we both know I won't accept that."
I nod and just let the offer go.
Steve picks up a note and reads it, "Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget. Tony."
"Give me that." says Fiona, grabbing the note from Steve's hands.
"Who the fuck's Tony?" asks Steve
"You hooked up with Tony? How charitable of you." says Kev
"Wait, Tony the cop? That Tony?" asks Steve
"Yeah." says Fiona
"Really?" asks Steve
"Yeah. And we had a nice time, okay?" asks Fiona
"Wait... isn't he..." I started, but then remember that Tony came out later on, "Never mind." no one seemed to hear anyway.
"Tony's sweet. And he has a real job." says Fiona
"Ooo, burn." I say
Kev fake snores, "I'm sorry, I totally fell asleep when you were talking about him. How long was I out for?" Kev asks as Lip laughs at him.
"Lip, phone?" asks Fiona, and Lip throws a phone for Fiona to catch.
"And what exactly does 'hooked up' mean?" asks Steve
"Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina." says Kev
"Wow." says Steve in a whispery voice while throwing his head back.
"Isn't hooking up anything but sex?" I ask
"Nobody knows anymore." says Lip
Debbie starts to try and pour herself some cereal, but Fiona stops her, "No, okay? We're gonna have oatmeal this morning. Go get the hotplate."
"Jesus, you sure didn't waste any time, did you?" asks Steve, Fiona then gestures for him to get out as she throws away the bag Debbie was trying to snack from.
***
A little later, it's so cold that we have to wear our coats inside.
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