I am like... extremely bored

I cant

I think ima die of either embarrassment or laughter one day bc I will never get over this... 😭

Just when I thought my mom was innocent and naïve she starts talking abt something I absolutely hate talking abt with her... gay people. (No offense)

Let me explain and complain rq: She put in a movie called 10 things I hate about you which has a lot of inappropriate things in it, like, in the very first scene, the guidance counselor is writing smut and it's so funny but cringe, I was trying so hard to not laugh, but anyways, my mom started talking abt one of the boys that acted in the movie, Heath Ledger, saying it was one of his first movies or whatever and I was all like "And? Is he spED (Special Education) or something?" And she goes on abt him playing the Joker in one of the Batman movies and crap and then says something abt a western movie he played in... Broke Back Mountain...

Ima just say, I only know abt the movie bc the book Enemies with Benefits, you can read it here, on Wattpad, it's by LavenderFields or something. Fully recommend if you like BxB and drama, it also contains a bit of smut, I can't remember how much tho.

I wasn't comfortable with the conversation, so I did what I always done when I wasn't comfortable, I acted like I wasn't listening. And right as I got up, she said "There was a scene he did with another man and you wouldn't believe how shocked me and your dad were!" My mind immediately said: Sh!t, it's the same movie from Enemies with Benefits.

I WANTED TO DIE! 😭😭
She always has one of these stupid conversations with me and my sister once a week, if not twice. And the worst part is... my little sister asks questions and carries on the mf convos!

Oh how I wish I could escape those... I can be cleaning my room and my mom will tell me the same story of her sex life for the 50,000th time!

The only reason I don't like having those conversations with my mom is

A. They're cringe tbh

B. I have no idea how to react to them bc personally, I don't have a problem with gay people unless they get on my nerves but my whole damn family is homophobic. (Yeah, that's right, they're scared of gay people.)

C. She says the same stuff over and over again while I already fvcking know!

D. And I most definitely didn't want to know they had watched a gay sex scene and actually seen wth they be doing instead of reading it like I do. (Personally, reading that stuff is better, especially if it's rarely in the book 🤷‍♀️)

I wanna cry and scream and throw a mf chair across the room rn bc I absolutely hate having those uncomfortable convos with my MOM. Idk how to react?! I can't just act disgusted bc I'll take it too far, but I don't want to say something that'll get me in trouble, so I just occupy my own mind with freaking Dora the explorer or something 😭 and pretend I never heard her in the first place.