Friends in this story:
Bryson
Eli
Mauricio
I played it all 3rd grade year, and all I could do was dodge the ball to stay in the game; I can't throw for the life of me.
Almost everyone was out except me, Bryson, and Mauricio. We were each in a corner of the gym, and none of us wanted to run at each other because it'll be a 50/50 chance that someone will get hit because we all had a ball, and no one wanted to take that chance. So Mauricio was standing by Eli, who was out, and Eli had a ball.
I was looking at Bryson who was across the gym, so Eli and Mauricio wasn't in my line of sight, so I couldn't see them. I TURNED AROUND TO SEE ELI THROWING A BALL AT ME, so I slightly moved my head and torso to the side AND THE BALL WENT RIGHT PAST MY FACE; I SWEAR I FELT THE WIND OFF OF IT!
Eli said, "Bro, how'd she dodge that?!"
And I proceeded to say, "Man, I've played this game everyday for a year; I know what I'm doing."
Let me just say, it's been 6 years since I've played dodgeball, and I somehow still know how to dodge a ball. It's crazy to me.
#Stillthedodgingmaster ✌️😜
And after that, someone was like, "How's Hazel still in?"
I KNOW HOW TO DODGE A BALL THE CORRECT WAY, YOU FOOLS, THAT'S HOW I'M STILL IN!
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I am like... extremely bored
RandomI guess memes that I relate to or sometimes I might tell stories of my life OR write short scenes with my OCs in them for your entertainment :) This is something that will cure my boredom... plus I don't have the confidence to publish a book bc I'm...
