I guess memes that I relate to or sometimes I might tell stories of my life OR write short scenes with my OCs in them for your entertainment :)
This is something that will cure my boredom... plus I don't have the confidence to publish a book bc I'm...
So yesterday I was sitting at lunch with my friends, having a normal lunch, right? My ex, Cyrus, texts me saying, "I see u"
Of course I'm creeped out bc he literally sits across from me all the way on the other side of the lunch room which is also very strange.
I show the text to my friend, Autumn, and she's like "give me his number" bc she's fed up with him making me feel uncomfortable.
Now I don't like giving my friends my exs numbers bc it always ends badly but this time I knew Autumn wasn't going to do something stupid like my other friends have.
I gave her the number and she sent, "Heh...I see you...😈🦶🦶"
This had me and her dying laughing at the lunch table; I actually almost choked on my food and water bc I was laughing so hard.
Anyways, she texted that to him and after school she got a text back saying "wot"
She immediately texted me screenshots.
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I make a joke that had to do with the wolf emojis then she says in all caps "HE SAID WHO R U WHAT SHOULD I SAY"
(I'm in blue, Autumn's in gray)
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She didn't say anything after a few minutes, so I ask "what's going on?"
Autumn texts back "WHAT" "uh oh..." "I'm cooked" and this
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Yk how I felt when I read that? Disappointed.
THAT IS NOT MY NAME! YOU DATED ME! YOU SHOULD KNOW MY NAME!
Anyways- I told Autumn to send back "who is hanna" because OBVIOUSLY ITS NOT ME
And this dude hits us with this
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Dude, what are you talking about?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Autumn texts me in all caps that he's interrogating her so I panic and say "oh- that's a problem" "uhm" "McDonald's?"
AND SHE TEXTS HIM "I thought you were the guy I met at McDonald's? 😥"
She texts me a keyboard smash and says she's gonna block him. She does end up blocking him and we never get to see what he'd say about the McDonald's thing.
Today, in homeroom (I have Cyrus and Autumn in my homeroom, how strange), Cyrus asks me, "Did you give any of your friends my number?"
And of course I gotta play it off, so I reply with "No? Why?"
And he explains what happened while me and Autumn just sit and listen, laughing. He thinks we're laughing at the stupid texts, but really, we're laughing at the joke we just played on him.
That conversation is the funniest junk I've seen all year; I'll never get a perfect chance again.
