Insults

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So I was writing earlier and my protagonists were trying to provoke the villain; they were trying to get him to come out of his hiding place. One of them mentioned insulting him and they went for it.

Of course, I'm the one that has to come up with these insults, but here's the thing—it's quite funny—I'm not good at making up insults or anything mean bc that's just not how I am but the characters are. I was somehow able to get some insults in and it had me actually proud of myself.

I'll show some examples below 👇

"You're a lazy, crotch-sniffing imbecile!"

"Absolute dick-prick!"

"Sickening maggot!"

"Where are you from, Alan? Or should I call you loser because you're from loser-town? Come on, loser, you gonna fight Theo Oliver or ya gonna suck dick while hiding that chicken bone skin tone of yours?"

"You know, I'm actually glad I don't have to fight loser because then being in close contact with him would infect me with weakness syndrome."

"You're a sorry excuse of a villain!"


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The scene that I had written out is actually so much better, but the insults are something I'm actually proud of.

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