BETTER Y/N slanders

Y/N goes to goodwill

A/N: this is gonna be based off me and Wolfie going to goodwill irl some things are added but some stuff happened.

Y/nPOV: I wake up from a nightmare and shit myself destroying my underwear and pants in the process.
Oh no! My favorite panties!
I cry and remembered I got them from goodwill so I threw my hair up in a messy bun and off I went to goodwill. As I'm there I get side tracked and started looking at toy horses when a lady comes up behind me.

Lady: excuse me.

Y/n: you are fucking excused.

Y/nPOV: The lady looked at me weird for some reason. Then I found a cute snow lepered! I started worshipping it as if it was my senpiaUWUWUWUWUWU. Then this little brat came up and took it.

Brat: listen you shit covered imp I'm taking this so I don't have to turn it into area 51 bc you touched it.

Y/n: NAURRRRR!!! GIVE IT BACKKKK ILL BUY ITTT!

Brat: look at this. Does a grown ass woman really want to take this from a child?

Y/nPOV: I drop to my knees and start crying lacaca.

Brat: what the furk-

Y/nPOV: I didn't buy it... but I got some more pink panties! When I was kicked in the ass by security outside I saw it was snowing and then saw a big fat guy with a white beard.

Y/n: SANTAAAAAAAA!
I screamed across the parking lot. Everyone looked at me.

Guy: IM NOT SANTA DUMBASS. BESIDES ITS WAY PASSRD CHRISTMAS.

Y/n: your so silly santa!