A/N: yes baby doll is me.
Y/nPOV: Once upon a time somewhere in the middle of Walmart a very ugly basic white girl comes up to you.
Baby doll: Hi there hi baby doll and I have a problem I ruined my favorite pair of panties tlhat's costed twenty eight dollars I'm broke
Y/n : But guess what I already have a semhjjpi there name is Wolfie long live the hot Mommy😫😫😫😫😫❤️❤️❤️
Baby doll : But I would turn emo and when I turned emo I get mad angie
Y/n: Turn EMO you basic white girl
Baby doll: You know you love me you know you can Cause therefore, ever. I will care if, and I'm my baby baby baby oh you will always be mine mine.
Wolfie: Don't mess with my pookie or I will fuck your nose
Daddy draco: you have a handy down robe and red hair. You must be a Weasley
Daddy pottah: No, that's my pookie!
Baby doll: DAYMM DADDY POTTAH 😫😫😫😍😍❤️
wolfie & barbie :MHMMM FLAVORS ARE MELTING ONE MY TONGUE FOR DADDY DRACO 😫😫😫😫
Y/n: WHAT ABOUT ME???
Wolfie: NAHH you smell like fucking
Wasabi
Barbie: Well imma leave with daddy draco😫❤️😫❤️💅💅💅
Wolfie: NURE HeS MInE!!! * starts vibrating and foaming from the mouth
The rock: * appears and kills barbie
Wolfie: * sings " SIMP FOR MEE 😫 SIMP FOR MEEEEEEEE😫"
The rock: * picks up Y/n and jumps in a volcano and dies and sad death
Baby doll: what a brave soul
Pov: wolfie makes out with daddy draco and baby doll makes out with daddy pottah
THE END
A/N: so uh both me and wolfie wrote this... this spiraled so much out if control-
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Humorme and one of my friends (Wolfie) is helping me write these. Collab with: @choso_daddy
