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*Dinner at Luis's house*

[Male Name]: The food is too cute! I can't eat it!

Luis:

Isabella:

Levon: You're cute but I'd still eat yo-

Luis: ONE DINNER!

Isabella: *sighs* here we go again

Luis: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!!

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Levon: Why are there so many scratches on your back?

[Male Name]: *has flashbacks to last night when he cornered a raccoon after Levon told him not to*

[Male Name]: I cheated on you

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[Male Name]: Pass the ketchup

Luis: What's the magic word?

[Male Name]: or else

Luis: Good bestie

Levon & Isabella: ....

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*After [Male Name] and Levon married*

[Male Name]: *applying chapstick*

Levon: what flavour is that?

[Male Name]: strawberry, it really tastes like it too!

Levon: can I try?

[Male Name]: sure *hands over chapstick*

Levon: *kisses [Male Name]*

Levon: holy shit it does!

[Male Name].exe has stopped working

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Luis: do you like sales?

Luis, smirking and winking: because if your looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place

Isabella: fuck I'm down-

[Male Name] & Levon: ........?

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Some incorrect quotes for youu lovelies!!

(P.s this does NOT belong to me! Credits to the ownerss!)

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