A Series of Extremely Questionable Decisions

Getting Sent to the Principal's Office (JK it's just Kaiba)

James stood over Crowler's shocked and collapsed figure with a wide, disturbed looking grin. The duel had been won, and Slifer had vanished, leaving behind a defeated Crowler and a happy James. Everyone in the stands was too shocked to outwardly react. Had they seriously just witnessed some random applicant summon one of the legendary Egyptian Gods? It was too crazy to believe. James deactivated her duel gear and breathed a subtle sigh of relief when she processed that Crowler was still on the same plane of existence as her.

'Oh thank god, Slifer didn't kill him. I am not in the mood to get arrested because the god inhabiting a magical piece of cardboard woke up and chose violence this morning.', James thought snarkily.

Then two security guards entered the arena area and began to make their way over to her menacingly. James knew this was probably because she had used a card that was supposed to belong exclusively to the best duel monsters player in the world, and that she would likely have a lot of explaining to do with whoever was in the hot seat because she decided to be dramatic. So, with the widest grin she could muster on her face, James ran over to the middle of the arena and spread her arms out dramatically.

"And that's a wrap, folks! Thank you for coming out to see me wipe the floor with the school mascot! Before I go, I'd like to dedicate my victory to the gorgeous man I spoke to before I started this duel! You know who you are!", James exclaimed. Everyone just kept staring at her, except for Chazz, who knew that James was referring to him and had turned redder than Slifer. The security guards got closer, and James knew she had to wrap up what she was about to say. Quickly.

"Woah, would ya look at the time! Looks like it's time to go deal with the shit storm I probably just caused with the higher-ups! Seto Kaiba will not be pleased! See ya later, folks! Oh wow, you guys are strong! You do this often?", James yelled as she pretended to check her watch, before being unceremoniously hoisted into the air by her arms by the two very done looking security guards, who did not respond to her question. James's grin remained unflinching. She was then carted off towards the exit, but not before she was able to get a few more words out.

"Remember folks, if I don't come back alive this is legally considered a cover up~!", James chirped happily with a wave toward her audience, and then with the sliding of an automatic door, she was gone. For a while, no one moved. No one spoke. Then, a single sentence seemed to echo throughout the Kaiba Dome when a very bewildered Chazz Princeton spoke up.

"What the actual fuck?"

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James was swiftly dragged from the Kaiba Dome and into a black limousine. She was then driven to another, very tall building with the letters 'K.C' plastered at the top. It didn't take a genius to realize where she was. James was quickly ushered out of the limousine, this time by two men in black suits that could have passed off as Pegasus's mooks from Duelist Kingdom. James grinned when she was once again hoisted up by her arms and noticed that one of the mooks had the same outrageous thumbtack hairstyle as Tristan Taylor. The universe really was making her Yugioh abridged references too easy.

"Oh no, your hair is taking me to an unknown location!", James exclaimed in an exaggerated tone. The man with the outrageous hair sighed in annoyance.

"Kid, can you please shut up?", the man asked in a long suffering voice that said he already knew the answer to his question. James stuck her tongue out at him, too content with being her usual gremlin-self to stop now.

"No.", she replied bluntly. The man sighed, but said nothing else. James was then toted into the Kaiba building (where the people in the lobby were way too cool about a teenage girl being carried in against her will by two big burly guys in suits. James wondered if that was part of the reason the big five got away with so much bullshit in the OG Yugioh series... ), and into an elevator, where she spent several minutes singing along to the elevator music (it was Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees) in the most annoying way possible, causing her captors to look like they were going to blow a blood vessel. James snickered at their reactions.