Carl azuz x Sanjay Gupta real otp (Carl azuz is daddy af)

da real otp

Today is a very important day in CNN student news history. Today I will finally ask out the gorgeous Sanjay Gupta.

I filmed an episode of CNN student news and then afterwards I walked up to Sanjay.

"I wish I coulda given a shout out to dat ass when I did the roll call because damn son" I said.

"Carl you're so sexy when you're doing the weed." he flirted

"Sanjay it would be punderful is you married me" I said

"oh shit" Sanjay exclaimed

"Wot" i ask

"every time you make a pun I get super hard and I just came a little" he admit

"let's go to the super secret back room and have the sex while smoking weed." I plan

"yes let's do that"

I put my penis in Sanjay and he scream about how phones affect sleeping.

"R u sore ywt" I ask

"Fuck no give me mkre" he moans

I start penitrating his anus hole even more.

"I guess we can call this the penetration station" i say

"Carl no puns plese"

he ejaculated and I licked it off the ground as I rolled another joint that Sanjay and i shared

I got bored in the super secret location so Sanjay and I went to the filming room and had the sex on that table withy the camera watching

*friday*

today started out pretty terrible because the camera was filming Sanjay and I and the sex tape was posted instead of today's episode

oh well at least I get to smoke more weed with Sanjay today

"Carl you're so sexy when you hit your blunt" he flirt

while we were on our date, two gay teachers walked up to us and told us how brave we r. their names were Scott and Anthony and Scott said it took him 15 years to make his move on Anthony

more parents came up to us and started shaming us for showing their kids our sex tape but I didn't care. I was too high to care. So was sanjay

I took Sanjay home with me and I showed him all my rare pepes and dank memes and then my illuminati collection

I then tied him up and we did the sex

"I'm gonna 360 no scope your anus m9" I say "I'm an mlg pro you can't have my memes or my pepes or my Doritos or Mountain Dew

but then shreck came and took sanjay away from me

and then i hit the permanent blunt and I died.

A/N

I literally have no idea what I just wrote because I wrote it at 4:20 am

I literally waited all night for this moment where I got so tired that I got sort of high

I hope you enjoyed this.... fabulous story😂