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Meredith and Lia were lying on the bathroom floor
"It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave no warning that they were going to break up with you." Meredith complained at the side of Lia
Lia rolled over onto her stomach groaning. Derek had dropped her off after a few drinks where she began drinking with Cristina and Meredith until the early hours of the morning.
Cristina opened the shower door, where she was lying completely dressed and responded
"It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like it was a business transition like he's the boss of me!"
"He is the boss of you." Meredith reminded Cristina
"He owns you baby" Lia now spoke
"And what's worse is that I care," Cristina said glaring at Lia who just smiled at her.
"I'm gonna throw up again," Meredith said sitting up.
Cristina went to close the shower door but was stopped as Lia quickly got inside with her.
"If I see her vomit, I think I'll vomit" Lia informed Cristina who shut the bath door after her.
"No. Wait. False alarm." Meredith spoke up leaning over the toilet
Cristina opened the shower door, and Lia pocked her head out.
"Look, the problem is estrogen," Cristina told them
"No, the problem is tequila," Meredith argued back
"I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant."
"Ew it's growing inside of you" Lia remembered.
"You're not helping Lia" groaned Cristina
"Stupid boy penis," Meredith added
"Now, I'm having hormone surges. He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this fat, stupid, pregnant girl. Who cares! Estrogen!" Cristina complained as she slid the shower door shut again.
"Penises. Penises Izzie." Meredith yelled to Izzie who was opening the door
Izzie and George walk in and George begins to brush his teeth
Cristina once again opens the shower door.
"Will you stop opening and closing that thing!" Complained Lia
"Estrogen George" yelled Cristina
"Okay," George muttered before Turning to Izzie "What did I miss?"
Izzie handed a glass of water to Lia who looked at it in disgust
"Lia won't drink it unless it's cold" Cristina reminded Izzie
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