Tied Up With You

Kidnapped

When I wake up I am tied up in a starfish pose.

Why does he keep hunting me? Obviously, I am not even his nemesis.

"Let me down." I order.

"I don't see any reason to." He starts. "You'll just attack me and escape like last time."

"You are exactly right." I say observing my blank surroundings.

Error sits down and opens a portal to a familiar place.

"Where is that?" I ask.

"Shhh. I am watching Undernovela." He says.

Error seems weak to the emotions of others and interested in himself. Perhaps I can play into that to get free.

"Hey Error." I call out.

He ignores me with the skill of a psychopath.

It feels like hours before the show finishes.

"Hey Error," I call out again.

"What do you want?"

"Do you speak Spanish?"

Error's eyes widen.

"No. Not well at least."

I smile a bit.

"Can you tell me why you are so interested in holding me captive? I don't see why, maybe it is because you like me?" 

Blush fills his face.

"Oh so I was right. You do like me." I laugh.

"No, I..."

"You do don't you? To think some jerk like you has a crush on me. Come on now. Look at you."

I slice myself free.

"Why would any one choose you, when there is so many nicer options out there?"

"Shut up." Error says.

"Am I hurting your feelings?" I say. "I thought you didn't have any."

"Shut up!"

I doubt you actually even care because you're a psychopath."

"I said shut up!"

You just concocted those feelings in your head as a response."

Error punches me in the face.

Tears fill Error's eyes and he falls to his knees and cries.

"Great now my captor is crying." I say annoyed.