"We know that, he chocked on Barney's dick." James Charles replied with an eyeroll, as he put on 72727267 more layers of eyeliner.
"Well, were you also aware that Kira made him die like that?"
"Who the bloody hell is Kira?"
"I'm Kira." Some guy with said as he wrote in his motherfuckin diary, suddenly Gojo died.
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"Did you do that?" Y/n asked Kira as she looked at Gojo's dead body.
"Ye."
"Thanks, I hated that guy."
"No problem kitten."
"I WANT A TURN!!" Everyone yelled as they tried to grab Kira's diary, then they saw a sexy-floating-micheal-jackson phantom.
Everyone stared at him, until suddenly Gojo said"Hi Daddy"
Levi and Alvin didn't even notice what the fuck was going on.
"I'm Ryuk, and this is Light Yagami. I don't give a shit whether y'all know or not."
"Ryuk you dumb bitch, I'm Dark. I'm emo now."
"Okay, this is Dark."
Dark started to dye his hair black, and James Charles started to do his emo makeup.
"Do y'all have apples?" Ryuk asked the McDonald employee, Jungkook.
"No."
"Dark, write that bitch's name in the Death Note."
"On it."
"Wait, what's your name?"
"Light Yagami, and I actually look like this under my 69 layers of makeup James Charles did." Jungkook said as he showed him a picture of what he actually looked like. It was a picture of Light.
"Oh, okay. Thanks." Dark said as he wrote his name down.
"Cool book. Can I have that?" Gon asked.
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"Sure."
"Yo bitch, why aren't you dead yet?" Hisoka asked Dark.
Dark ripped off his skin to reveal he was actually Loid Forger. "You dumb motherfucka, you killed Dark." Loid told Jungkook.
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"My bad." Jungkook replied.
Gon wrote in the Death Note,
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