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You'd know if you read the Levi x Gojo book, but they got married! :O
The wedding was so beautiful, everyone shit tears 🥵🍿💀👅🦖🍑🤏
"we should stalk them on their honeymoon." Ryuk exclaimed, he was such a genius.
"Bitch, what the fuck do we do if they try to have seggs or some shit?" Y/n replied, rolling her eight eyeballs
"Bring popcorn."
"Oh yeah!"
They all looked through a hotel room door,
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A threesome.
"How many babies are they gonna pop out?" Light said not jokingly
"271725367261626969" L replied, wanting to slap the stupid out of Light.
"thats cool."
They open hotel door 69 and couldn't believe what they saw
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"Oooooooooh how cool." Y/n said pulling out her giant iphone 1729 pro camera and having Hisoka tape her.
"Crikey! Look at em at it mates." Y/n said like Steve Irwin into the camera, they were going to make Discovery Chanel choke on their own dick.
"How bootylicious~" Gojo said. Wait. Gojo?
Standing in front of them was a naked Gojo and Levi, Levi looked angy 👹👿😤😠
Gojo just asked for the footage, what a guy.
Suddenly Gojo said he had to go pee, so he ran off.
Yeah he was still naked if you were wondering.
Levi grunted, he was so tsundere 😍🍾🛐♿♿♿
After eight hours, they decided to go find Gojo. He was away too damn long
"Maybe the piss turned into a shit-" Levi started to explain, then he saw something that'd scar him forever.
It was nothing, I fooled you didn't I 🥴🤪
Yeah
Yeah but he saw that
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Levi started sobbing.
Gojo didn't know what a goddamn bark sounded like, tch. 😒😒😒😒
Levi got down beside Gojo, "Brat, this is what a bark sounds like." He told Gojo.
His bark was so seggsy 🥴🥴🥴♿🛐
Makima raised an eyebrow, "Who're you?"
"Levi Ackerman, of the Survey Corps."
"I'm Makima, the control devil."
"Control me mommy~" Gojo moaned, then passed out on the gross shit stained child barf hotel floor.
"Alright~" Makima started to say, but then noticed how Levi looked angy 👹👿😤😠
"He's so stoopid, tch."
"Satoru Gojo? The strongest sorcerer, and has the world's biggest dick-"
"How would you know what his dick looks like?"
"He showed me."
" .....oh....it's SO unbelievably long right?"
"Yeah, did y'all have seggs?" Makima asked.
"Kamona~"
Gojo suddenly woke up, and noticed Levi was gone.
"Where's my husband, Levi?" Gojo asked Makima.
"Yeah he went- wait? Husband?"
"We're on our honeymoon."
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Gojo stood up, ready to walk out.
Makima was disappointed.
Anya watched the whole thing, she was able to escape out of loid and yor's greasy little grip.
"Waku Waku."
