Something you little shits didn't know, was that Eren Yeager had a dream.
What was that dream? Well...
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He wanted to be a Director Daddy to impress Armin 🥸😎😋
"That shit's hot" Thought Armin.
Armin wanted to give Eren's titan sized dick a blowjob, Eren just didn't know.
"I just need to make someone famous." Eren said out loud like he was the fucking main character.
That's when he found Gojo in a cardboard box outside Levi's house, apparently he was a free dog.
Then an alliance was formed.
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Gojo was gonna be a star.
"Mmmm Daddy titan fat ass chun-li thighed slut, what type of video are we making?" Gojo questioned Eren.
"A fucking music video you stupid failed abortioned whore." Eren replied.
"What do I get out of this?"
"You can eat me like how that titan ate my mom."
"Deal."
"Now, Dua Lipa. We need an album cover."
"How about you put me on a pole like im being roasted over a fire like what cavemen did to those fat ass furry elephant bitches?"
"ok"
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"You looking like a snack on that cover, boirk boirk." Eren told dua lipa, as he ran the album through his ass crack like it was a fucking credit card.
Now it was time to direct.
Five minutes in, Gojo kept running around like a fucking baka 🙈🙉
"RESTRAIN HIM LIKE I HAVE A BONDAGE KINK!" Eren yelled to his janitor (levi).
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Eren was getting angry, his alpha male instincts kicked in 🥵😡🤬👿😈🤡
To punish gojo, eren made out with him.
Now that that was over, they had to keep directing.
I need someone to hold me close
Deeper up my ass than I've everknown
Whose love feels like that one time i went yandere and killed petra for levi
Knows just how to have a control kink
When my infinity is off
He's straight locking me up
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Cum overload
Got me feeling vertigo
Gojo then started sobbing.
This song reminded him of Levi...
"WNAAAAAAA I MISS MY DADDY LEVIR!!!"
Gojo screeched like a starbucks employee, throwing a tantrum like that one woman when Trump won the election.
Armin and Eren watched, then realizing their love for each other.
Eren gave up his carrer, then married Armin and had 474457869 kids.
