All of Gojo's friends were going on dates, tch... His husband (levi ackerman) couldn't go with him!
He was going on a business trip 😦😑😒🥵
Luckily he had a backup date...
Zoro.
They all decided to meet up at Ryuk's nonexistent house
Hisoka x Ryuk
Demoman x Thicc Mineta
Gojo x Zoro (platonically ofc...)
Tanjiro x Zenitsu
They all drove in their Barbie dreamgirl car to the first GTA stripper club they saw 🦖♿🤓
"This shit tastes like ass!" Ryuk screeched, throwing his burning plate of ice cream at Todoroki...
That's how he got his scar 😍🥴🤪🍿🍑👅🍾👹
So they left and went to Olive Garden instead like normal people 🤓
Everyone but Zoro was happy.
Suddenly Zoro and Demoman died. Ok.
"Your smexsy string cheese hair looks so yummy, I'd eat it all and shove it up my ass 😍" Tanjiro moaned in Zenitsu's ear.
Ew pda 🤢🤮🤧🤕💩🤖💤🙈🕳️🎉💯🌜🌛
That's when Gojo and Zoro made out, luckily nobody was gonna snitch :3
"Where's Thicc Mineta?" Someone asked
I have no clue.
After everyone was done, Gojo went back to him and Levi's home to find...
That he forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer #clumsyvibes 🥵