My pookie Sally helped me come up with this one, love ya :3
Anya and Loid watched as everyone got their wishes, Ryuk's Kim K double D's looked beautiful.
"Papa, I want what they have." anya told loid, as he held her new baby-brother, timothee chalamet.
"nuh-uh" loud told her, dragging her away as she screamed.
the next day, anya ran off the bathroom and knocked on hanako's stall.
"Hehe, who are you?~" Hanako giggled, suddenly Anya slapped him.
"H-how'd you do that? I'm a ghost-"
"give me what you gave those dumbasses yesterday, short-stuff." Anya spit out, grabbing Hanako by the collar.
"No can do, you only get one wish~"
"Then my wish is to get their wishes."
Hanako's eyes widened, she was so fucking smart. He shrugged, giving Anya everything.
"Uh, this isn't actually that fun..." Anya sighed, kicking Denji in his one ball.
"ANYA!!!" Loid barged in, sighing, "Why the fuck did I choose you to be my kid..."
"cuz ur stoopid."
Loid was busy breastfeeding Timothee Chalamet to throw Anya out the window, so he just bonked her with the stripper pole. what a pal.
