Small World

Mud Induced Heart Attack

At the back of Bs property Jozie opens the gate and lets me pull the truck through. She checked her phone to make sure Justin got B to the mud pits behind his back pond. Jozie hops back in the truck, buckles up, and yells floor it lead foot.

Tareing down the dirt trail I can already hear the mud splatting down the sides and in the wheel wells. We don't even make it half way to the pit and B is calling my phone. Jozie answers for me with an overly sweet tone: yes B can I help you? Harper's a little busy. (I rev up the motor and down shift)

By this point B is yelling and Justin and Kolby are laughing in the the background: woman god help you if you put a scratch on my truck. I just washed her yesterday.

I'll wash her when we are done playing I answer. As we hit the trail head I throw my cell out the window to Justin on the fly as we pass the four wheelers they're sitting on. Poor Brantleys as white as a fresh bleached sheet. His jaw all but detaches as I gun it and fly into the pit.

As I down shift and turn hard mud flies in every direction. Seeing B in the mirrors does nothing but add fuel to our flames. Jozie blows B as kiss as we pass by. Hold on I tell her. I'm about to cover them from head to toe. And I do just that making the tiers dig and spin as I work the truck out and turning just right covering all 3 of them in mud and muck.

Killing the engine we hop down. Jozie runs for Justin giving him a kiss as he picks her up. Brantley still looks like a slack jaw gold fish and all I can do is smile totally pleased with my handy work.

Brantley starts to say something, but the words won't come out. His jaw just hangs. Kolby walks up to me with a grin that would put a opossum to shame. Well done dear he tells me with a hoot. Very well done. You're one hell of a woman. Not only did you get his keys, you mudded it up like a pro!

I'll take full credit Justin boasts with pride. I taught her how to drive a stick a few years ago. As you saw she takes to mud like a fish to water.

B finally finds his voice. A few years ago? !?! Stalking towards me B yells again a few years ago? !?! Oh you've had it now girly!

Never in my life did I think I would be running away from a man this good looking. But that's what I did; well tried to do. He caught me and in one swift movement had me over his shoulder like I weighed nothing. Before I could protest he tried to toss me in and failed miserably thanks to my quick thinking. I wrapped my fingers through his belt loops, got a hand full of belt and held on for dear life. If I was going in he was coming with me.