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"taaadaa!" // poisondealer (brokerspace)

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Hi.. my friend on discord requested me this annnndddd you know I have to do this shit immediately.. enjoy y'all poisondealer food!!!!
I imagine subspace finding out about how broker body actually is like (based on that one soda's art)... Me and the sentient doll bad bitch I pull being a crazed scientist am I rite :3

(PS: theres not much info about his body soooo this is heavily headcanon based so be alert </3)
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"pass me the uhhhh fucks the name again .. I don't care just pass me someshit biograft "

' ACCESS . DENIED . INFORMATION INCOMPLETE  '
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"Uhhhh turn off"
' ACCESS . DENIED. '
"Biograft, this is your own creator ya dumbfuck "
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' INCOHESIVE. RESPONSE FAI- '

Subspace uses his crystals to stabs the half-finished microcontroller he's working on the new zetagraft in anger, groaning after leasing his anger as he rubs his eyes, fusing metal works and random bits and parts as time pass by.
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' BEEP. INPUT [ idk just bring me a cup of coffee bio ] IS SERVED. CREATOR. '

A biograft with half of it's body as wheels as well as a serving plate came in after a few minutes, he groans and take the hot cup of coffee from the small tray, as the robot slowly turns away and goes back to charge in his charging pods

Subspace had been making random tests, projects and creations for hours, his back aching  from sitting in the same position for too long. He stood up and groaned slightly as he decided to take a little rest. He slowly cleaned his desk, crossed his arms and laid them on the table as he put his head down, napping in his peaceful offic-
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' BRRRRPPPP BRREEEEEPPPPPPPP BBRRRRRRPPP INTRUDER. DETECTED. NOW . EMERGENCY. SET. MODE. ON. '

" You have to be fucking kidding me.. "
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Subspace hazily sat up from his chair, the red emergency light blaring , the high pitch ringing sound hurting his inner ear. Suddenly subspace heard small yelps in a familiar tone he swore he heard before, subspace is in his own personal gigantic lab, many large metal doors structures yet the muffled noises of a voice he felt close too is well heard

yeouch! Gentle there lil bots..OUCH Oh jee!!! Ow ow !! I'm not an intruder who the hell programmed yo- OWWWW!!..

Subspace scratches his head as he pushes the small buttons on the wall to open the thick bullet proof doors and walls, leading him to the front gate. Hearing the sound of little blades stabbing.. something, as well as small yelps from the unknown intruder.
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" Meddy, if this is y-"

Subspace dropped the small coffee mug with '#1 best creator' on it, running to the robots viciously trying to stab broker, him getting a few wounds as he runs around the room trying to dodge the crazed 'inventions'

" BIOGRAFTS, SHUT DOWN, OFF!! FUCKING DAMMIT"

The light on the few biografts slowly faded to black , with wounded broker , covered in scratches and stabbing wounds

"Hhheeeeeyyyyy subbbyyyyyy "
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"Broker for fuck sak-.. urgh.."

" Yyeeeaaaa? "
Broker looked at him with a shit eating grin on his face, giggling at subspace by how pale he is. Broker walks toward subspace as he Snickers "keheheh! Ya sounds like a raw chicke-"
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PLOP.
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"Lodge in ya ..throat.."

Broker's arm suddenly fell off, sending subspace screaming and freaking out
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" BROKE- w-wait..W-WHAT??.."
Subspace stood dumbfounded as there's not a single drop coming from broker, he looked at the other as he was in terror, shocked , confused. The arm that fell off is full of cotton, and a broken base metal, like a claydoll.

"It's.. a long story subby.."
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"You.. are..a .."
"...sentient doll?...this..entire.."
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"Subby listen I uhm-"
"....this is .."
 

            "t-taaadaa!"
Broker said as he suddenly softly rips bits of his skin as if he's ripping out a doll surface. Subspace watches, confused and dumbfounded

"I-ive been dating..a..d-doll??.."
"Not exactly sub-sweetie~ ya have alot to find out about me "

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Prrrrssssshhhh...
"Kehehe! that tickles!"
Subspace slowly pulls the thread tight as he finishes sewen back broker's arm, still flabbergasted and dumbfounded as broker lifts up his arm
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"You...have alot to explain"
"Yeeaaaa I do.."
Broker lifts his arm as he slowly closes and open his own palm, moving his fingers , stretching his body as well
"Hoooooh~ I feel good as new!"
Broker admires the stitches subspace did, as he have a soft teal blush appearing on his face
"Keheheh! Ya did amazin sweetie"
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Subspace blushes slightly as he pulled broker's hand to hold, he softly touches it as oddly as it sounds. Broker's body still feel like its actual skin, despite under the thin yet unbelievably thick layer of skin, is pure cotton

"How do you even..live..like this"
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"Yeeaaaa some boring cult stuff "
" Cult?..."
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" Subbyyy don't worry! It's not too bad! I'm all consented to be like this!"
" Sorry if this is odd.. keheheh"

Broker can feel subspace face being pale , full on loosing its colour. his eye is widened and baffled

"Baabbbbbeee!! I'm fine , GENUINELY I'm fine.."
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Broker gives subspace a reassuring kiss as he nuzzled on the other hand, wagging his tail. He felt relieved as subspace sighs, a soft gentle smile appeared on subspace's face as he pulled broker into a passionate kiss, hugging him.
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"...I guess I'm into dolls"
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884 words.. I'm lazy today and this shit have been in my drafts for a bit as well as hc that I almost forgot the full idea soooooo... :3

Next on the list, siakit x frankenhammer halloween date :3