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"lobotomy" // sianachfranken

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Requested byyyy...drumrolls... No One. Again.
I know!!! I know it's not Halloween..  I'm writing this on January 2024 .. but this hc popped up and I HADDDD TO WRITE THEMM!! pls enjoy anyways teehee :3

Also PS!! Sword in this chapter will be in his marshmallow skin since I think follower sword will be too ANGSTYYYY for my liking sorry </3 ( Hansel and Gretel vibes only 😋)
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" Team possessed vs Team bitten! Choose wisely!, and have a SPPOOOOOOOKKKKYYYYY nice Halloween!!!"
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Medkit is dressing up for the spooky festival, finally the commission he made several months ago from a nice tailor finally arrived, he's not exactly a furry person, but dressing up as a half-ish werewolf like demon. "It's probably quirky", he thought. Wearing the fake neck fur and the half wolf skull, looking in the mirror as he was in a long  cloak. covering in fake blood thats made from red colouring and coffee, as his wolf ears flops slightly, his fluffy tail twitches as it wags, his red dyed horns with extra spikes of a mixture of dried news paper and tissues , carving into extra spikes, as well as his crystal being modelled slightly as well, he twirled his body slightly. He felt proud of his own costume.

"Uggggg.. I smell pretty weird though"
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"Med..kit.."
Suddenly sword in his marshmallow outfit opened the door , as he stared at medkit from head to toe
"...didn't know you are up for the phestiva-"
"Shut up , sword.."
"What about ya? Melting.. marsshhh...mellow??.. what kind of theme is-"
"Ohhh Mr. furry, look at yourselves before ya judge me, pfft"
"Jokes aside, ya look amazing though meds!! Holy crap did you made the skull part yourself?"
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Sword said as he points at the wolf skull carved headwear, medkit is slightly flustered from the compliment under it (/p)
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"I.. appreciate it sword, I commissioned it few months back."

Medkit says as he touches his cosmetics
the long, black and fluffy ears flopped slightly,
"I .. feel like I switched my colour scheme today,"
Medkit sighed, picking up his also customed revolver and his briefcase kit. Being dyed and printed in crimson red and soft mahogany coloured, the crystal shaped tiles feels practically like it has a soft hologram-like material, shining with hues as light shines on them.
" Where did you even got all the budget for all these for.. "
"... my salary"
"O-ooh.. yea.. I forgot you were a doctor for a seco-"
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"Still, refrain from referring me as that."
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Medkit softly scoffs , as he holds his revolver, gripped to his waist
"You are.. actually quite intimidating today, even if the cosmetic is quite heavy.. on you.. respectfully when I said that, by the way.. You look sick!!"
Sword smiled warmly at medkit, the melted marshmallow like face feels like it's practically dripping. The fake rubber material is pretty realistic it, quite freaked medkit out
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"..is all that rea-"
"...it's .. rubber and melted plastic.."
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"Oh.."
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"We should really get going to the phestival.. you are really damn dripped out today!!"
"What does.. 'dripped out' mean.. was that an insult, sword."
"I-i.. o-oh no no-.. I just said you look nice, slangs...meds.."
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"...mayhaps I'm abit too old for new young people stuff"
"You are only 6 years older than me me-"
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"..Our mentality is seperated by a century,"
".....sorry"
"Alsssooooo what's your.. costum-"
"Sianachkit
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"Spi—nach?"
"OWWWWWHH!!!"
"...please don't call me spinach."
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A few minutes later as they left their apartment and to the buzzling street of crossroads, he could see the civilians and phighters in all their spooky phestive fit. The creative titles quite impresses the doctor. 'Cursedshot,' 'egobworder,' 'stargazer' 'astrobox' ..but one caught his eyes
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"WAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH! ARENT I PHUCKIN DRIPPED OUT HUH? WHAHAHAHAH LIL CIVILIANS!!"
loud, corny, arrogant. Yet such a ridiculous sight to behold, as the poor small civilian kid trembles by the terrific yet absurdly stupid sight of the 'warden'
Banhammer, in his 'Frankenhammer' fit, medkit suddenly slowly seperated his ways from sword as the other phighter went over to rocket(stargazer), also in his phestive outfit. As he walked toward the other loud and bulky phighter, he can't help but blushes at the warden's physique. The small nails poking out of his body, the stitches all over his body. the overall greeny themed, and lastly,
His amazing physique

"Eyyyyy doc!!! Ya look really fuckin rad!!"
Frankenhammer greets him warmly as the poor little kid he intimidated ran away , probably to his parents, who knows.
"....I appreciate it bannn—.. Franken..hammer.."
Sianachkit can't help but flushes under the heavy burdensome wolf skull masked, his crimson red blush feels like it's gonna popped out as Frankenhammer crouched to the small healer, using his hand to gently patted the fake fluffy fur.
"Ya look alll furr-ied up heheh!"
Frankenhammer let out a small chuckle as he softly patted his fur
That chuckle was the most adorable thing ever for medkit.

"A-ah.. thank you..."
"Something wrong, hm? Sianach..Kit?.. Whatever ya name is pfft—heheh!!"
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"...I'm fine Mr. corny warden"
"Owwhhhhh!! That hurt my feeeelliinnggggs keheheheHAHAHAH!"
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Frankenhammer bursted out a loud obnoxious laugh, a small puff of green smoke coming out as he speaks , it.. smells like a synthetic made up taste of 'green apples'
"...jeez ba-.. Franken.. god dammit.. uh.. when did you get the budget to be this dressed-up"
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"Eyy... This lil apple shit tasted thing is actually really tasty in my mouth!"
" Ya can try to taste it if ya want, heheh"
"W-what?"
Sianachkit jumped as frankenhammer flirted, using his hand to cup the healer's chin, grinning slightly as he chuckled
"Awwhh.. can't take a lil cheesy flir-"
Frankenhammer suddenly jumped as medkit life his mask up slightly, pulling banhammer to a passionate deep kiss, as medkit tastes frankenhammer's tongue slightly before pulling away
"Huh, synthetic green apples,"
Medkit adjusted his mask back on as he looked back at Frankenhammer whose, blushing in bright magenta, covering his face all embarassed

"W-WHAT WAS THAT PUNK..!!"
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"A little tender gift, looks like ya can't take a lil tease? Pfft, Mr coorrrnnnnyyyy warde-"
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Sianachkit jumped as he was picked up, and passionately kissed, all Infront of everyone on crossroads
"B-ban- there's peopl- mmh!"
Sianachkit couldn't even speak as the tall and bulky warden pulled them close, as medkit blushes brightly, as people watched them, as well as .. his phighting teammates

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"....MEDS????!!?!??"
he could feel the voice of sword screaming from across the street, as the buzzling noises slowly goes quieter as people looked at them both, concerned, some even cheering for a fact.

"A-AH UHM.. W-WE ARE NOT"
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"Ohhhh heeellllll yea we are!!"
Sianachkit suddenly had his mask completely taken off, frankenhammer picked him up again, facing all the crowd as he suddenly gives sia a fat god damn kiss on the cheek
"Mwuah! EVERYONE!! MEDKIT IS MY AMAZINGGGGG PERSONAL DOCTOR AND BOYFRI-"
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"SHUT UP BAN!!!"

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1159 words ... It's January butttttt here it is.. the amazingly and stupidly late fic about the phestival.. AGAINNNN I HAVE TO GET THIS THING OUT OF MY SYSTEM OKAY!!!! anyyyywayysss :3
Cya everyone!!!