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"I can't believe I'm being forced to go search for that farting samurai in this weather, just 'cause you can't control yourself! You idiot!" Zoro shouted at Sanji, who was stuck in Nami's body.
"Do you think I want you here?! I wanna be around guys who can share in my happiness! Not a loser like you!" Sanji shouted back.
"Ah... Why was I the only one hit? I hope I didn't break a bone..." Brook groaned, a gigantic knot on his head from getting pummeled by Nami-Franky, "Nope, just my panty lovin' heart."
"You guys ever think about this from Nami's perspective?" You stated with a sigh, hoping to teach some human decency, "How would you feel if I got switched into your body and started touching you when you didn't want me to?"
A squirt of blood suddenly flew from Sanji-Nami, a smile of bliss on his face.
"I always want you to touch me, (y/n)-baby! You can do it now while we still have a chance!" He squealed, running to be closer to you.
"Get the hell away from her, Curlybrow!" Zoro shouted, grabbing the cook by his coat collar and throwing him to the ground.
"Zoro! Be careful! That's still Nami's body!" You gasped.
"Why'd you drop me?! Now she's gonna be all bruised up!" Sanji-Nami spat.
"Hello? Mr. Samurai? Where are you?" Brook called, looking around.
"You'd think his wooden clogs would leave tracks in the snow..." you wondered out loud, deciding to ignore the antics.
"(y/n)! Look!" Brook exclaimed, pointing towards a massive divot in the snow up ahead, "It's a footprint!"
"You think it's the samurai's?" Zoro asked, turning away from his heated argument with the cook.
"Nuh-uh. There's no way it's human," you shook your head, moving closer to get a better look.
"Well, then it must be a centaur footprint," Sanji-Nami stated.
"Uh...no," Brook denied, shocked, "This is way too big!"
"Could it have been the Yeti?" You wondered out loud, a hand on your chin.
The other two approached, eyes widening at the sight.
"There are so many of them..." Sanji noticed, their trail leading farther away.
"And they're fresh," you added, crouching to touch the print, "If we follow them, we may find one of nature's greatest mysteries."
"The missing link!" Brook gasped.
Brook lead the way, and the rest of you followed close behind, peering ahead to see just how far the trail led.