As of now we have all noticed that beef barley quinn soup has been left to cope with Jonklers death, but even after that more trouble was coming her way as jason turd poured gasoline all over her and put her in so much shock she got sent to a coma, which was two L's in only a couple minutes. The only place she had left was with Ivy, and everynight she cuddled up close to nature, finally not being shitted on at night. Jonklers feces probably even had titan formula on it.
"Alright harley goodnight ill see you in the morning babe" ivy said before turning off the lights and petting her beautiful plants
"Aww goodnight baby sweet precious cakes"
This night, harley was comfortable and mind-free of jonkler, well, until the rizzler sent her a text message.
"Hey harley sorry to bother you :/ but jonkler isnt actuaaly ded.. he fake it.. so not coquette.. uwu"
"WHAT?!?! I cant believe this. Really?! Where is he?"
"He's at the iceberg leg lunges lounge, so not coquette to take up my boyfriends space..."
harley tapped on ivys shoulder, furiated and can feel her body steaming with anger and now her bodies nervous system is doing the opposite of shutting down.
"What?"
"JONKLER IS ALIVE!"
Harley was so angry she didnt even respond to the next message that the rizzler sent. Harley got up and put on her outfit, getting her bat ready, pouncing out the window. Her mind had so many thoughts, one of them being: "why wouldnt Mr. J tell me that hes alive..?" Nice fucking thinking barley quinn beef soup, i was thinking the same exact fucking thing. You know its kind of obvious he doesnt love you.
As she rolled into the window, bashing it with her bat, she looked straight at the cage and then straight into the jokers eyes. She side eyed rizzler and his short emo boyfriend holding an umbrella and opened her mouth.
"I cant believe you didnt tell me mr. J." Harley quinn clenched her fists, tears leaving her eyes (leaving their family)
"Hahahahaha... well.. you see... i always wanted to betray you!" Joker put on more lipstick and puckered up his lips,
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"You never realized that i never loved you! I was using you, and my thugs thought it was ridiculous that i'd never love a baddie like you.." the jonkler confidently says
"How dare you jonkler. How dare you not love a beautiful girl boss like barley quinn beef soup." The rizzler spoke up, poking the joker with his riddle stick through the cage.
"Well it is what it is anyways.. coquette loser... youre not so rizzy are you? Couldn't tell my little trick.. So long.." the jonkler activated a button that sent the cage flying outside the building, leaving him ontop of the GCPD building where he griddied off.
