Ailema the Cat Warrior (In editing)

The outsider

Uh...guys, yea? What's up? Did you notice that new guy in town, yea, what about him? He seems kind of....not from this world, what do you mean? When I walked up to him and said hi he was like, a talking, walking cat! Omg! And I was like, what is Omg? Oh it means oh my gosh or god, have you never seen or heard of my type of species? Uh...no, where are you from? Uh...um...from a cabin in the woods, oh really? Uh..yea, and I looked at him and I could tell he was lying. Well...maybe he's an outlaw, you would know William. Yea true, I have an idea! We will capture him, tie him up and make him talk. Yea! Let's do it! So the group goes to town to try and find the guy, um...excuse me, yes? Do you know where the new guy is? Yea he's at the castle, what! Why? The king wanted to ask him a few things and stuff, you know the regular thing for new people. Oh I didn't know that, yea he should be done in about thirty minutes. Oh ok then, bye! Bye, So the group goes to the castle and at the door Ailema says to them, Kelly stay out here, and William? Yea? Let me handle this, why? Remember last time? Oh yea....go ahead, wait Ailema! What? You can't just go in! Why not? Because peasants can't just walk in! Just...let me handle this, but...but....oh ok. Ok...here I go.Ailema walks in and spots the king and the new guy. Father! Oh hello Ailema! I am kind of in the middle of something, I know I am here about him, what about him? Can I talk to you in private? Ok sure, oh and guards! Yes princess Ailema, it's just Ailema! And can you secure the peasant please? Yes Ailema, good. Father? Yes Ailema? I think that new guy is an outsider, what do you mean outsider? I mean he's from outside of Sleek falls, what! Yea, what do we do! We capture him and question him, well...ok...how? Me and some....professionals have a plan, what professionals? Uh...some people I found, the king looks at Ailema and obviously not really believing her, look....father....it's OK. Ok fine I'll trust you, ok good....let's go. After the king did the usual for new people they went and got the plan to action. You got the rope? Yes, you got the trigger? Yep, Ailema! Yes? You ready! Yes! Ok let's do this! So uh...what's your name? My name is John Walker, oh...John Walker...interesting name, uh..ya....my parents names are Sarah Walker and Peter Walker, oh uh...nice....so...tell me a bit about yourself and where you're from, well I like hiking and I am very adventurous. Oh ok then and uh...where are you from? Uh...the...uh...snowy mountains, oh I love going to that place! Yeah...uh...me to, Ailema and the gang snicker, what was that! Who's there! They immediately stopped laughing...well...almost, what was that! Oh nothing probably some laugh..uh...forgoes, oh..uh....ok then, that only made them laugh even more. Well they are really excited! I hope they will be QUIET! They stopped, wow uh...they listen to you? Well..uh...I hope so, The gang look at each other, ok on three, one, two, three! They sling the rope on him and tie him up, well hello, uh...hi? Tell us where you're from, uh...the snowy mountains, lies! There is no such place as the snowy mountains! There isn't? no! now! Are you from the outside of the wall! I'm not talking! Ailema puts a knife to his throat, oh..uh...yes! I'm from the other side of the wall! Good, now...how did you get here? I went through some weird portal and got teleported here, what? Yea...I don't know how though...my memory is still foggy, oh well....when you remember tell us but for now you can live....in the Dark pines inn. Oh uh...thanks, no problem....we will talk to you later, uh...ok. They untie him and send him in the direction of the inn and go home.