Waka Chaka!

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Plzz no hate bc I'm not trying to call Frances fat, but for some reason, idk what to do for "Chubby Tracker"...

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One evening, a delivery man is driving a truck to someone's house to deliver a package. The van stops outside of the house. While the man is going to the front door, a goblin runs from behind the bushes and hops in the back of the van. The goblin peek it's head out from the back of the van and weaves it's hand.

Goblin 1: Wa-cha-ka!

Goblin 2: ola-mola!

Three more goblins jumped into the back of the van. in the back of the van, the goblins look through boxes as the delivery driver rings the doorbell.  One of the goblins finds a flair pen, it shows it to the other goblins, then it draws a mustache on it's face. The goblins find a box with a picture of a lion on it. The delivery driver writes a paper then sticks it on the from door of the house, then walks back towards the van. The goblins pushed the lion box off of the other boxes. The delivery driver approaches the van, puts the box he's holding down, then closes the back of the van,trapping the mustache goblin inside. The other three goblins hide under the van with the lion box. The mustache goblin opens the back of the van. As the van starts up, the mustache goblin falls out, the van runs over the mustache goblin, squishing it.

Goblin 2: Waka Chaka!

The marker rolls towards the other goblins.

The three Goblins: Waka Chaka!

One of the goblins picks it up, shakes it's fist at the van then draws a mustache on it's face. then Jaidyn and Choso were walk outside together, holding hands. The three goblins looked to see them. They then hid behind a bush.

Jaidyn: I love you, Choso^^

Choso: I love you, too-

Suddenly one of the goblins jumps at Choso and the goblin begin to attack him. Jaidyn started to feel frustrated. She ran up to the goblin and kicked it in the face. The goblin flew and then started to run away.

Jaidyn: you okay, pookie?

Choso: yeah bae, thanks for helping me.

Jaidyn: I'll always help you, bae^^

Jaidyn smiles at Choso as they both begin to kiss each other while hugging each other.

Meanwhile in Heartstone Trollmarket at the hero's forge, fire shots out of a stone statue towards me, I roll out of the way then blocks sharp metal objects with my sword.

Blinky: always be afraid. Fear heightens your senses. Fear keeps you alive.

From behind, I get hit by a rock.

Blinky: Arrogance gets you killed.

Bella (groans): yeah, I'll have to remember that

Blinky: draal, however, does not fear you. That will be his weakness, but not you. You'll be wetting your armor. That will be your strength.

I endure vigorous training lead by Blinky, who also lectures me on the three rules of being the Trollhunter.

Frances: oh, yeah. Looking good, Bella. Feel the burn! If Bella's getting fit, I'm getting fit.

On the sidelines, Frances explains to AAARRRGGHH!!! her new weight loss plan, which involves keeping track of his exercise via "Chubby Tracker" (a watch).

Frances: don't want to be too big.

AAARRRGGHH!!! looks at his own hand. Frances then realize what she said.

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