Make Me Phabulous [Phan]

IRL

Dan-

I'm lying flat on my stomach. Phil gets up off me and puts his boxers on.

"What is it?" I pout.

"Hold on." He says opening the door as I slide down under the covers. 

"Bed." Phil says so sternly that I inwardly cringe.

"Sydney! Emma! Get up NOW!" I boom.

They just get up giggling and run to their beds as Phil closes the door.

"They are so dead." Phil sighs pulling off his boxers and climbing on top of me.

"More than you can believe." I reply gripping onto the bed.

Emma-

I lean against the counter as Dan yells at us.

"YOU WERE USING OUR PHONES TO CALL WHO?"

"People." I say as Sydney hits me.

"Good. But that doesn't put you in any less trouble." Phil says to her.

"AND WHEN WE TOLD YOU OFF YOU GIGGLED!" 

"Is this supposed to be news or something?" I sass.

"EMMA!" Dan lunges towards me but Phil grabs him.

"Calm down Dan."

"I will not bloody calm down they called bloody Pete Wentz!"

"To be honest-" I start but Sydney stops me from talking.

"Shut up Emma." I would take offence but she can't really be serious and I can see her trying not to smile.

"Shutting up." I say.

Phil-

Dan finishes his rant and they leave the room.

"We can't just yell at them and have that be it." Dan says putting his face in his hands 

"Honey you worry to much." I sooth.

"But what can we do? Also the fact that Emma isn't OUR child." 

"I don't know take away their computers?" I say.

"No I am not that cruel."

"Then nothing." I say as he sighs. "So what about this jonny guy?"

"Oh him we are seeing him at 3pm." 

"Ok cool."

Jonny-

I stand patiently under a tree waiting for them to show up. I check my watch, 3.30pm. Should have known, just another sick joke. Wait, I see 2 GIANT figures with 3 smaller ones around them, maybe it wasn't a joke, although I don't know who the other 2 are. As they get closer I see them, it is dan and phil, holding hands, Phil resting his head on Dans shoulder. I open my mouth and bend forward like I'm throwing up.

"Hi. Are you ok?" She asks.

"Y-y-yeah, just my best internet friend and 2 idols are standing in front of me." I get out.

"Oh. Hi." Dan says.

"Who are those two?" I ask.

"Oh this is my boyfriend and best irl friend."

We talk and eat a little. It is so much fun. Dan and Phil kiss a lot  making me want to throw up, in a good way because thats how I feel about my otp. Emma, Sydneys irl best friend, starts talking about the people the called suing Dan's phone last night causing Dan to rage but he calmed down quick enough.

*Time skippy*

Sydney-

Bump, bump, bump. I can NOT believe I am doing it. I am riding a horse. 

"Good job. Now lean back, drop your heals and walk."

I slow down.

"Good. Emma would you like a go?" 

Emma nods.

"Ok squeeze. Good. Up down, up down." The trainer says.

I give the pony I am riding named Starlight a pat. He is so good. Apparently he doesn't like most riders. He is a pretty colour. Black and brown with a white star. 

"Oh No." I look to my side to see Emma falling. 

Skill.