If this happens (random)

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If Percy Jackson was made into a Mean Girls movie:

"If you're a child of Aphrodite, why then am I prettier than you?"

"Would you like to assign someone to polish your sword?"

"A girlfriend for you, Frank Zhang, you go Frank!... And no one for Leo Valdez."

"That's Percy. He's almost too hot for function."

"One time Nico stabbed me with his sword... It was awesome.

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