Look at my pen!*

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Me: I'm a Demigod!
Friend: No, you're not.
Me: Yes, I am.
Friend: Alright then, prove it.
Me: *Uncaps pen* Look, it's my sword!
Friend: That's a pen.
Me: Mist, mortal.
Friend: -_-

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