stupid ass smg4 incorrect quotes and oneshots

getting freaky in a igloo on a friday night /ref

(Tw's !!! HEAVY SMUT, SWEARING, IGLOO, SLOW BURN(somewhat?).)
(my mom walked in multiple times on me writing this)



(im not sorry for this /lhj)
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Cold.

It. Was. FUCKING. COLD.

All the villain in blue could focus on was his STUPID fucking rival, too. The way his stupidly messy ass brunette hair stuck out under his hat, which was currently falling off his head. His dumb ass blue eyes, his outfit, his voice- GOD, he wanted to smash his skull.

He was suddenly pulled out of his hateful trance by SMG4 awaking with a jolt, sitting up in the single bed as he rubbed his eyes, being greeted with the sight of SMG3 glaring at him.

"Some of us are trying to starve in peace, y'know." The goth SMG scowled at him, SMG4 returning his glare as he heaved himself out of bed, getting into a defensive stance.
"Hnng., Come.., come fight me, you bitch.," He slurred out, clearly tired and cold. SMG3 stood as well, gladly shoving him backwards, which was returned with SMG4 socking him in the face, both of them falling backwards from the impact.

"Ughh., SMG3, tell me why we hate each other again.,?" The memer in blue asked, earning a grunt from the goth. "I stole your stupid ass video ideas..?"

SMG4 hummed at that, shifting his head so he was now looking at his rival, holding his hand out for the other. "This fucking sucks, so how bout' we just., forgive each other and make some love before we die." SMG3 sat up, considering his options before sliding his hand into Four's. "Sounds gay, why not."

SMG4 smirked tiredly at that, sitting up as well as he fumbled with the clasps of his overalls, getting them undone after a moment as Three kneeled in front of him. "I'm just gonna.,. mmhm., do this.. if that's fine?" SMG4 let out a hum of approval, letting SMG3 quickly discard his overalls and slowly palm at his now growing erection, the organ twitching under the fabric of his boxers as he exhaled shakily, tilting his head back as his hands balled into fists. "Huuh., hnnfg., o-oh fuck, st- stop., stop teasing.." The memer in blue croaked out, falling onto his back as his hips rutted forward into his rivals hand, a load of precum staining his crotch.

"Hmmffh, you want me bad, Baby Blue..." SMG3 cooed, tugging away his gloves with his teeth as he spat in his hand, slowly pulling down his boxers, placing his hand onto his hardened shaft. Four shivered at the sight, shakily covering his mouth with the back of his hand as Three began to stroke and tug at his own hardening cock, letting out a pleased little whine as he prepped himself. "O- oohhhh., hnnf.,! b- baby blue, i'- nng- i'm gonna.,hhah., fuck you so good with this fucking massive dick o' mine,., hmmf.," The goth choked out, practically fucking himself into his hand as he pulled himself forward, his tip aligned with his rival's ass as he landed on top of Four, barely pushing the throbbing and swollen head into his hole as he came, filling his rival with his sweet, hot milk.

"A- aAHHHAH??!-" Four yelped, his own shaft twitching as he creamed onto himself, the arc of  cum he sprayed out staining his shirt as he squirmed, being filled with Three's release at the same time. "Hnnf- hhnnmmhah., oohh.," The memer in blue whimpered out, pushing himself onto his rival's rock hard dick with his cum as lubricant. Three grunted at this, taking it as a sign and pumping himself into Four, his hips slamming against his rival's ass, each smack of his cock pulling out and pushing back in causing a loud 'plap' to echo throughout the igloo.

After what felt like hours of getting his poor ass ruined- which in reality was only about 18 minutes, Three couldn't handle himself long enough to not cum-, They both finally came in near sync, laying in a tangled mess on the floor.

"Hnnff.,, tha- .,hhah.." Four panted, his back arching as he laid on the floor, Three ontop of him as he nuzzled into the crook of Four's neck, pulling out as he sighed tiredly. ".,,Not. a. word." He murmured, Four humming in response as he pulled his rival close, Three doing the same and dragging them both up and to the bed, getting them under the blankets and cuddling up to Four, the duo falling asleep together after doing things they'd never tell to anyone else.


After all, what happens in the igloo, stays in the igloo.

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