More Tommy shenanigans but this time with Deo, Phil, Techno, Ranboo and even Quackity!! WOOOO
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1.
Deo: What would you do if we were in the same bed
Tommy: Depends. Is the bed comfortable?
Deo: Yes...?
Tommy: Well then. I would turn away from you and go to sleep.
2.
Tommy: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Deo: AS ENEMIES?!
Tommy:
3.
Deo: I think we should kiss.
Tommy: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
4.
Phil, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Tommy who just came back from the park: Dad what the fuck..
5.
Tommy: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Phil: Go the fuck to sleep Tommy.
Tommy: Sleep is for the weak bitch!
Phil: Tommy it's 4am..PLEASE.
6.
Tommy: Go big or go home!
Ranboo: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Tommy: I'm going big!
7.
Ranboo: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.
8.
Tommy, skipping rocks on a lake with Techno: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Techno: Yeah, it is.
Techno: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
9.
Phil: Where are your parents?
Tommy: What are parents?
Phil: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. You're my son now.
10.
Tommy: Techno, I need some advice.
Quackity: You need advice from ME?
Tommy: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
11.
Tommy: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Techno: ...Tommy, what the hell.
12.
*Tommy and Techno are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Tommy: oh my god, Techno, backwards!
Techno: Really, Tommy? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
13.
Tommy: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face?
Techno: What?
Tommy: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?
Techno: Oh fuck you!
14.
Quackity: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
15.
Tommy: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.
Ranboo: Oh no.
Tommy: More like "oh yes!"
16.
Tommy: Comparing Techno and Ranboo is like comparing apples and oranges.
Techno: We’re both unique in our own ways?
Tommy: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.
Ranboo: Which one of us is the orange?
17.
Phil, teaching Tommy to drive: Okay Toms, what does a green light mean?
Tommy: Go!
Phil: A red light?
Tommy: Stop!
Phil: And what about a yellow light?
Tommy: If you floor it, you can make it!
Phil: …No—
18.
Phil: Are you packed for the trip?
Tommy: Yup.
Phil: Then where are your bags?
Tommy: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Phil: A change of underwear might be nice.
19.
Tommy: I’m a multitasker!
Tommy: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.
20.
*in a group chat*
Ranboo: First one to reply is gat.
Ranboo: *gay
Ranboo: Wait...
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Random💃English is not my first language!! Attempting to make 100 one shots cuz I'm bored and with ideas. Angst and fluff. No smut. I'm going to try making exactly 100 chapters. Some will be almost the same except they have a different ending(Ex: Tommy co...
