funny shit
some sort of generator stuff again because I'm tired af
I'm putting here everything that generates☺️
You're welcome😘😘😘
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Tubbo: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Tubbo: look Ranboo, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Tubbo: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Ranboo: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
Ranboo: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.
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Ranboo: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Tubbo: I went to the park today.
Ranboo: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Tubbo: *opening their coat* This duck. His name is Benson.
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Tommy: You're not my friend anymore.
Ranboo: I was your friend?
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Tommy: Hey Purpled?
Purpled: Yeah?
Tommy: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Purpled:
Purpled: ...What.
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That's all sorry ppl😔
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Tommyinnit Oneshot Book 3
Random💃English is not my first language!! Attempting to make 100 one shots cuz I'm bored and with ideas. Angst and fluff. No smut. I'm going to try making exactly 100 chapters. Some will be almost the same except they have a different ending(Ex: Tommy co...
